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Dirty Sanchezâ„¢

i can't help myself if i'm a cock smitten!

About Me

The joy you derive from the world around you is the fuel that'll push you through the hardest of times, so pay attention to what you have and enjoy it for what it's worth.

~~~~~"In the End, it is not the words of your enemy you will remember but the silence of your friends."

~~~~~"Live each day as if it were your last because one day it will be."

~~~~~"Life is a storm; you will vask in the sunlight and be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes."

~~~~~"Once you let go of the wheel, it might just lead you to where you belong."

~~~~~"Every man dies...not every man really lives."

~~~~~"Great achievers dream the impossible dream."

~~~~~" The path to enlightenment is not always well lit, but it becomes brighter with each step."

There are two types of balls: There are big brave balls, and there are little mincy faggot balls. Dicks have drive and clarity of vision... ...but they're not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy... ...and have brought your two little faggot balls along... ...for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here... ...just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman.



My Interests


Movies:

Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.

This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked.

You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?

I heard she got breast reduction surgery.

What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.

I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?

Give them nothing, but take from them everything!

It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom.

I want what all men want, I just want it more.

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. you eat pieces of shit for breakfast? No... I...

If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.

Alright ramblers, let's get rambling!

They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.

Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it.

You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

And whosoever shed man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed, for in the image of God made He man.

You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.

Raise your hand if your brother's a homo!

Steve, don't hit on the bridesmaid. It's your wedding.

Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends

And the list goes on...

Books:

On The Road

The DaVinci Code

Angels and Demons

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Geneology - Family pictures...
Posted by Dirty Sanchez" on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 11:04:00 PST