Hi! I'm Damo
If ur reading this, that means that you probably arleady know me, or otherwise your just some sad freak of a loser with nothing better to do in your lonely and pathetic life than to read some randoms Myspace. If that person is you, please put the razorblade slowly down and embrace your inadaquacy, cos even your insignificant life may have some purpose.
If you do know me, hi!
If i like you, you may give yourself a hug. And if i love you, you may do whatever your heart desires.
Now if i dislike you, please leave because you're only embarrassing yourself, and if i hate you please stay so that i may continue your humiliation and watch as u descend into the unwanted and forgotten depths of society.
Now that all the unpleasentness has passed us you are all probably thinking that im a harsh little prick. And for some of you that may well be true, but for those who know me better, i can feel the love.
Now i love my mates, my mrs and probably most of all a few quiet drinks and a couple of laughs with these people. I love my sport, especially footy, and im Aussie through and through.
What i don't like is people who pretend to be something that their not, and constantly complain about who they are, cos ultimately what you make of yourself is up to you, so stop whinging and MAN THE FUCK UP!
Now that you know me, i might learn to know you and we can together live in harmony in harmony and love.
Cos thats how i roll!
