Jesus causes global warming |
yes it is true... the bible being the most printed book in the history of the world has caused for more paper, thus trees being chopped down than any other book/event/person in our worlds time....lets...
Posted by Randy on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:48:00 PST |
supermodels and fat people |
make me a supermodel is the absoultely the worst show in the history of television.. this is whats wrong with america.. telling a bunch of perfectly pretty people that they are too fat or had problems...
Posted by Randy on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:09:00 PST |
a true pimp |
in a world of whores.. who is the real pimp... the whore, or the guy who fucks the whore for free... i like the latter...
Posted by Randy on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 12:03:00 PST |
how well do u know me??? |
01.Who are you, what's our relationship :02. How and where did we meet:03. What's my middle name:04. How long have you known me:05. Tell me one good thing about myself:06. When you first saw me what w...
Posted by Randy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Rules for Women... |
This was written by a guy who has years of experience. Believe you me, most of them are true about girls....
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at herr house...she runs around in their underwea...
Posted by Randy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
EAT PUSSY LIKE A PRO!!!! |
eat pussy like a pro
found this on another site sounds like it might be good
Eat pussy like a PRO!!!
What woman doesn't love to be expertly eaten out? Oral sex done right can take your ...
Posted by Randy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
FOUR TWENTY |
We all kno what day this is... if your do not... here is a lesson... April 20th is also hitlers birthday... but more known is the international marijauna friendly day... sooo to all the stoners in th...
Posted by Randy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
one more thing.. |
EMO IS CRAP... SCREAMO is CRAP... COME ON PEOPLE.. USE YOUR WHOLE BRAIN... DONT LET THE radio tell u what to listen to... the same goes for rap.. get da monkeys off da tv.. it is all shit... i k...
Posted by Randy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Why Rock music now days sucks.. |
I was sittin round stoned listenin to the radio the other day and i realized why this new wave of music sucks soo much ass.... You look at all the bands of the past...the really good ones.. IE.. led ...
Posted by Randy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
GOLDEN RULE!!!!!! |
This is true wherever u go in life or anything
A slut is someone who was used for sex...
If u are pimpin and you gettin yours, and u happy.. never regret anything... life is too short for tur...
Posted by Randy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
