Science - mainly Biology and Chemistry (my major) and anything to do with nature, behavior, instincts or the body. Trying to get some clue about myself and the world, hoping to find some micro and macro enlightenment. Travelling, since the US isn't the only country on this planet despite what many believe. Tattoos, and other ways to unconventionally express yourself. Driving/road trips (don't ask, I lived in CA and have a phat ride). Anything in the snow...especially snowboarding - particularily at Whistler. Chillaxin at dive pubs with friends or having cocktails and listening to live jazz. Going to museums and galleries. Reading. Sleeping. Sex (no this isn't an open invitation.)
I didn't join MySpace to make any new friends, but instead to keep better in touch with the one's I already have. I don't normally add people that I haven't met or already know in person, so please don't send me a request to be added unless you know me, have met me, we have mutual friends or you feel you just can't live without me ;)
Now that my disclaimer is done, who would I like to meet?
People that DON'T "go with the flow", follow the flock, blend in, care what others think, aim for a life goal of "getting married and having babies" (fuck that makes me sick). People that like to rock the shit out of the boat simply to see the expressions on everyone else's faces. People that truly know themselves and arn't looking for someone or something to complete them. People that push their and other's boundaries everyday. People that understand that "well behaved" rarely makes history because those who are different change the world, those who are the same keep it that way.
And smokers (we are a dying breed ya know). Instead of me quitting, why don't you start? Never thought about it THAT way have you...
I've realized I like anything that doesn't overpower a situation. Jazz is my uttmost favorite and everyday at some point I listen to Louis Armstrong, Billy Holliday, Ella Fitzgerald, Oscar Peterson, Bobby Darin, or Frank Sinatra. I dig the new cats too though...Death Cab for Cutie, Lila's Medicine, Sia, Panic! At the Disco, Aqualung, Creedence, Micheal Buble, Azure Ray, Howie Day, She Wants Revenge, Imogen Heap, Frou Frou, Postal Service, Timbaland, and the Killers. DMB, Ben Harper and Jack Johnson always makes me feel warm and fuzzy. But I am very ecclectic and also love APC, Busta Rhymes, The Faint, Justin Timberlake, Young Love, Portishead, Jamie Cullum, Roni Size, Bob Marley & Damien Marley, Regina Spektor, DieselBoy, Sublime, Placebo, Outkast and DREADSTARR (check em out here on MySpace). Let's just say - thank GAWD the iPod was invented for bi-polar music freaks like me!
Justin at his best!
"You're giving up? You?! You used to be a stand up guy! What happened to that guy?! The guy who punched Amanda Gross's mother after she called him 'low class'?!". "That wasn't me, that was you!" "Oh, yeah"."And, it wasn't her mother, it was her grandmother"."No wonder the bitch went down so fast."
"All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know when the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter, even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it."
"Why can't you just say earmuffs, look 'earmuffs'...the kid likes to do it. Then you can say whatever you want."
"cock, balls"
"I'm trying to make a point Frank you don't have to celebrate it"
"By the way, he went that way"
"Who did?"
"The white rabbit"
"He did?"
"He did what?"
"Went that way!"
"Who did?"
"The white rabbit!"
"What rabbit?"
"That gap's like 20 feet, Bob Hope could jump that in a golf cart...look I can spit across it"
"We don't sell Tic-Tacs for Christs sake, we sell cigarettes! And they're cool and available and addictive...the job is almost done for us!"
"Hey Lawerence, what would you do with a million dollars?." " I'll tell you what I'd man...two chicks at the same time." "That's what you'd do with a million dollars, two chicks at the same time?." "Damn right always wanted to do that and with a million dollars, I think I could hook that up cause chicks dig guys with money." "Well not all chicks." "Well the kind that would double up on dude like me would."
"Some place where the beer flows like wine and the beautiful women instinctivly flock like the salmon of Capistrano...a little place called ASPEN"
"Why does he keep going in our closet?" "Why do you keep going into our closet?" "To get my clothes, but that's not why he goes in there..." "Of course not Mitch he's twice your size your clothes would never fit him...geez Mitch 1600 on your SAT's and you think a big guy like that can wear your clothes?!"
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"
"Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself. I treat the FBI like mushrooms, feed em shit and keep em in the dark."
"...Don't mix beer and wine, EVER...and oh yea...don't drive on the railroad tracks...I'm not playing by their rules anymore!"
Walter: "It's all a goddamn fake. Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit. And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say--"
Donny: "I am the Walrus."
Dude: "That fucking bitch!"
Walter: "Yeah."
Donny: "I am the Walrus."
Walter: "Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!" Donny: "What the fuck is he talking about?"
"This place reminds me of Santa's workshop, except that it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me."
"Those girls only know three words 'don't, no and stop' "
"Naw man, you got those words mixed around, they always tell me 'no, don't stop!'...Excuse me"
"No, mister. I am dead. Who am I?"
"If you take away the horror of the scene, take away the tragedy of the death, take away all the moral and ethical implications that have been drilled into your head since grade one, do you know what you're left with? A 105-pound problem that needs to be moved from point A to point B."
"Thanks for the cereal. I had a lovely evening. By the way, it says BALLS on your face.""
"Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip."
"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting .. with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."
"Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time."
"Try and hit me, Napoleon."
"What?"
"I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me."
"I quote John Lennon. I don't believe in beatles, I just believe in me. A good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people."
"Here's what you do. You tell her you're a virgin. You test her with this shit, okay? Here, tell me. Tell me. This is how it's gonna go. Tell me." "I'm a virgin." "Sweet. I like that because you don't have chlamydia. And I know that,and that shit is everywhere." "What if she laughs at me, though?" "Then you punch her in the fucking head if she laughs." "I'm not going to punch her in the head. She's really sweet." "No. I mean, you punch her in her fucking head
emotionally."
"Jesus Gene, you know I hate guns! Oooh, except for this one it's pretty..."
"It's called sex panther, by Olian. It's illegal in six countries, and it's made with bits of real panther." "Yea, it's quit pungent and it stings the nostrils." "Yeah, they've done studies, and 60% of the time, it works every time." "That doesn't really make any sense, and Brian I'm going to be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline."
"Yo, dude, how were Katie Holmes's tits?", "you know the Holocaust? Picture the exact opposite of that."
"Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced, awkward, intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering, do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested, I'm not really interseted but should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested, but I think she might be interested but do I wanna be interested but now she's not interested so now all of sudden I'm starting to get interested? Or am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door? Kiss her off and say, Well goodnight? Do you do like the ass out hug where like you hug each other like this and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering, are we going to get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called just the tip. Just for a second. Just to see how it feels. Or ouch ouch, you're on my hair. Okay, thank you, Janice... great talk."
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I am a late night TV junkie with TIVO...Weeds, Heroes (Save the cheerleader, save the world), The L Word, Solitary, Law & Order: SVU and CI, The Soup, UFC, Nip/Tuck (mmmm Julian McMahon), I Love New York (I just love drag queens), Hogan Knows Best (I've been a Hulk fan since I was fucking 6), anything on Discovery HD or the Science channel and if I'm stoned enough stoopid MTV teenage bullshit (hey, atleast I'm woman enough to admit it).
Sophie's World - Jostein Gaarder. All Family's are Psychotic - Douglas Coupland. The Live's of a Cell - Lewis Thomas. Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carrol. The Secret Life of Germs - Phillip Tierno. The Hot Zone - Richard Preston. Where the Sidewalk End's - Shel Silverstein. Choke, Lullaby, Invisible Monsters, Survivor - Chuck Palahniuk. Fast Girls - Emily White. Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold. The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test - Tom Wolfe. The Phantom Tollbooth - Norton Juster. The Secret House - David Bodanis. The Left Behind Series (books 1-9...they started to get a bit far fetched in my mind after that) - Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins. Skeptics and True Beleievers - Chet Raymo. How to Be a Canadian - Will Furgeson. The God Delision - Richard Dawkins. The Only Bush I Trust Is My Own - Periel Aschenbrand. How To Stay Bitter Through the Happiest Times Of your Life - Anita Liberty. Female Chauvinist Pigs - Ariel Levy. The Myth of Monogamy - David P. Barash and Judith Eve Lipton.
All my fantastic fucking friends! They put up with my shit everyday and keep coming back for more...