dead chipmunk in a bucket |
Bloated carcass, moving along with the faint ripples.
The open cylindrical tomb-like container, surrounds it like an ancient Colosseum filled with water.
It's fur is non-existent, excep... Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 02:02:00 PST |
mormon missionaries |
Corruption is the ulterior motive which hides behind a mask of compassion. Wide smiles gleam with contempt and reap the benefits of the quiet man standing before them.
Name tags label them incorrectly... Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:04:00 PST |
post new blog he says |
The new inbreeding can be found in Hollywood, amongst it's many interchangable actors/products.
This actor dated this actor. They had a kid, then broke up. Now the second actor is dating an actor who... Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 02:20:00 PST |
I hope this one is empty. |
&nbs... Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:37:00 PST |
call me old fashioned, but ... |
Friends who judge you on a whim aren't friends at all, but nearby insecure malcontents. Who are they, to judge so blindly? overcompensating for the persecution they themselves received from other pess... Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:45:00 PST |
Not really |
Mormons are zombies in white shirts and black slacks, roaming the streets in search of fresh brains.
And ...
God is a robot built by desperate seekers and powered by fear.
All religions can be equate... Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:58:00 PST |
Get it? |
I enjoy a good sit in a rocking chair. You can get away with almost anything in a rocking chair. Say you accidentily rock over some kid's toe and he starts screaming, you could just say, "hey pal this... Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:02:00 PST |
When I Die I Will Be Remembered For Nothing Nobody Knows About |
Did Noah gather two Snow Leopards for his ark? An animal that wouldn't be observed by science until 1778. What about all the creatures that could only survive in their natural habitat. I wonder how th... Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:11:00 PST |
the odds |
for dying in a plane crash are 1 in 100,000,000. the odds for winning the lottery vary, but are usually in the 1 in 10,000,000 to 20,000,000 bracket. the odds of winning the lotto, spending... Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:32:00 PST |
The lines, formations and locusts and such shit |
The lines tell the story of a thousand journeys.The tips resemble waves and whirlpools.The top, dotted with dry spots and tiny hairs,which sway as they move through the air.
As the appendages cur... Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:22:00 PST |