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willickers of the jiminy variety

faith is just insurance.

About Me

I want to build a city on rock n' roll.

My Interests

totalitarianism and not taking things too seriously.

I'd like to meet:

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... let's see. probably abraham lincoln, if he existed, or howard the duck(yes he's real).

Music:

The Final Countdown by Europe or Asia or Kansas or whoever ... on repeat. a lot.

Movies:

some but mostly a lot.

Television:

Anything well written and acted. So no, i guess i don't watch TV. I hate the whole lot of it.

Books:

Salem's lot.

Heroes:

a lot.Ken Kesey, J.D. Salinger, Warren Zevon, Friedrich Nietzsche, Hunter S. Thompson, Jack Handey, Rod Serling, George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut Jr, and the greatest human being ever to be forged in the fires of a uterus, Patrick Swayze. I love him a lot.

My Blog

dead chipmunk in a bucket

Bloated carcass, moving along with the faint ripples. The open cylindrical tomb-like container, surrounds it like an ancient Colosseum filled with water. It's fur is non-existent, excep...
Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 02:02:00 PST

mormon missionaries

Corruption is the ulterior motive which hides behind a mask of compassion. Wide smiles gleam with contempt and reap the benefits of the quiet man standing before them. Name tags label them incorrectly...
Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:04:00 PST

post new blog he says

The new inbreeding can be found in Hollywood, amongst it's many interchangable actors/products. This actor dated this actor. They had a kid, then broke up. Now the second actor is dating an actor who...
Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 02:20:00 PST

I hope this one is empty.

                                                        &nbs...
Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:37:00 PST

call me old fashioned, but ...

Friends who judge you on a whim aren't friends at all, but nearby insecure malcontents. Who are they, to judge so blindly? overcompensating for the persecution they themselves received from other pess...
Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:45:00 PST

Not really

Mormons are zombies in white shirts and black slacks, roaming the streets in search of fresh brains. And ... God is a robot built by desperate seekers and powered by fear. All religions can be equate...
Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:58:00 PST

Get it?

I enjoy a good sit in a rocking chair. You can get away with almost anything in a rocking chair. Say you accidentily rock over some kid's toe and he starts screaming, you could just say, "hey pal this...
Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:02:00 PST

When I Die I Will Be Remembered For Nothing Nobody Knows About

Did Noah gather two Snow Leopards for his ark? An animal that wouldn't be observed by science until 1778. What about all the creatures that could only survive in their natural habitat. I wonder how th...
Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:11:00 PST

the odds

for dying in a plane crash are 1 in 100,000,000. the odds for winning the lottery vary, but are usually in the 1 in  10,000,000 to 20,000,000 bracket. the odds of winning the lotto, spending...
Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:32:00 PST

The lines, formations and locusts and such shit

The lines tell the story of a thousand journeys.The tips resemble waves and whirlpools.The top, dotted with dry spots and tiny hairs,which sway as they move through the air. As the appendages cur...
Posted by willickers of the jiminy variety on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:22:00 PST