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George

Life is no way to treat an animal

About Me

this used to be my band, now its just a picture. and thats my cold attic room
and this is my free pass for bitching about politics: ..

I was homeschooled by christian parents with christian textbooks. unreason has since plagued my life.

My Interests

music, investigative journalism, transfats, cameras, this fantastic song:

I'd like to meet:

It doesn't lie--thats the lie F-stop.

Movies:

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Motorcycle Diaries, Sin City, Apocolypse Now, Trainspotting, City of god, Ammores Perros, Fear and Loathing, Eternal Sunshine, Good Night and Good Luck, Closer, American Beauty, Lost in Translation, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Shining, The Last Waltz, I Heart Huckabees, Father Goose, Meeting People is Easy, It's a Wonderful Life, Casablanca, CaddyShack, The Godfather part I, High Fidelity, Saved, Donnie Darko, Labyrinth, A Christmas Story, Adaptation, The Big Lebowski, Everything is Illuminated, The Great Escape, No Direction Home, A Mighty Wind, The Departed, Pan's Labyrinth, Spinal Tap

Television:

PLANET EARTH, youtube, simpsons, tom goes, Twilight Zone, Wild Wild West, Stewart/Colbert, Mr. Show, Wonder Showzen

Books:

i read Life on the Edge by Dr. James Dobson and threw up on meself with the help of mother gin. now i read the minds of rats and heretics, chefs and crazies. and the occasional non-fiction.

Heroes:


Dr. Gonzo, Beck Hansen, Bill Hicks, Eugene Mirman, David Cross...

My Blog

Parakeet slain by partner, owner remains stoic

The sight was gruesome: one yellow-green bird wedged placidly in the cage's corner with a bloody throat, the other pearched next to the bell-swing with an excess of feathers stuck in its white bib, an...
Posted by George on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:09:00 PST

Utah Dream: excerpt

I was kicking around in a field and looked skyward and everything seemed normal--blue skies scattered clouds, 30% chance of rain/light showers...then a giant winged beast, snow white with flowing tass...
Posted by George on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:17:00 PST

three-year-old ganja and screaming crabs

my humble partner in heterosexuality, mr. ginger caught himself one hell of a mother, and i one hell of a 16 inch salmon by way of rusty lure. her problems may well lie in the curls, where her de...
Posted by George on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:21:00 PST

Death of a President

Its not a great movie; the ending is terrible. For every president you shoot, a Syrian family is blamed. And for every cigarette you smoke, a baby duck scarfs the butt and dies. You dont want to kill ...
Posted by George on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:17:00 PST

trickass joksters

There are those among us, at Wenatchee Valley College, who stroll on motorized scooters and eat onion rings. They pay for the tartar sauce like its worth it. Some pull wheeled devils behind, clunking ...
Posted by George on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:09:00 PST

laughing gas

Unwind the lyrical time frames, change the pace of your eraser to suit the fine lines, but watch for the landmines unwrapping before your eyes inside of that which you damned.  Crack!  And s...
Posted by George on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 03:47:00 PST

listen to my friend's music

    Ryan Schmitten, my bandmate and good friend, has a myspace that you all should check out:http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.vie wprofile&friendID=61231501Eb and...
Posted by George on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:54:00 PST

Musica.... roca en?

Spectora (lita) has a show.  with something awesome that nobody knows about.  its april 8th, 7pm at the Beacon Hill Grangeit will be different, thats all i can think to say at the moment, de...
Posted by George on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 09:36:00 PST

Songs Finally

These arent the droids you're looking for, as the songs have little or no rock, but they still groove something fierce, so check em out!!!myspace.com/spectora
Posted by George on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 09:18:00 PST