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Matt

Matt

About Me

I am a now retired Professional Kick-Boxing World Champion. My career came to a devastating end one night back in the smooth Summer of 1999. I was minding my own business, taking a stroll with my dog Rupert. All was well when I noticed this large man at least 8 Feet tall who was abusing these girl scouts, I knew I had to step in and stop him. I tried to take him out with the deadly ArKNEEri, a knee and kick combo that has taken out many of my previous opponents. While attempting to plant the ArKNEEri upon this piece of trash, the joints and tendons all in my leg ripped and I came crashing to the ground. For the first time in my life, I had been defeated. The man made off with the girl scouts and my career was over. Still to this day I wonder about the attacker that got away.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mary the Hodge-Johnson.

Music:

311, AFI, Aerosmith, A Perfect Circle, AC/DC, Atreyu, Billy Idol, Blue Oyster Cult, Cassidy, Dandy Warhols, Depswa, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Eminem, Europe, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Godsmack, Gravity Kills, Green Day, Guns N Roses, Ill Nino, Jadakiss, Jay Z, Jimmy Eat World, Johnny Cash, Journey, Korn, Led Zeppelin, Linkin Park, Living Colour, Lostprophets, Marilyn Manson, Melvins, Metallica, Murder by Death, Nas, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Offspring, Pantera, Papa Roach, Papoose, Poison, Porcupine Tree, Rage Against the Machine, Ramones, Saliva, Smashing Pumpkins, Spineshank, Sunny Day Real Estate, System of a Down, Trust Company, Twisted Sister, The Who, Ying Yang Twins

Movies:

Anchorman, A Night at the Roxbury, The Breakfast Club, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, King of the Hill, South Park, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show