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Everybody's Favorite Cunt

The best way to a woman's heart is through her chest

About Me


What type of partier are you? Your Result: The rock-star party animal

You like to get trashed, mostly on domestic beer and mix them with shots of Jaeger till you end up screaming lyrics at the top of your lungs while playing air-guitar to the music. You like the cheap and seedy bars because you can really let loose and get hammered without worry. You get in trouble for the occasional 'spitting/spraying beer in the air from your mouth', aka, the 'beer sprinkler'. You are viewed as energetic and crazy, and can be either the life of the party or the one who gets a group of friends banned from a bar.


Bar Slut
Hardcore drunk
Bar Social Butterfly
The Socialite
The Lurker
The designated driver
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My Interests


I'd like to meet:

We have to take our clothes off So sexy

Music:

Music is my loudest friend

Movies:

Death to Smoocthy, Clockwork Orange, Like Water for Chocolate, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Alfie, Little Giants, Joy Luck Club, The divine secrets of the ya ya sisterhood, SLC Punk, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Spun, Pulp Fiction, The Fifth Element, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead(old), Day of the Dead(old), Night of the Dead, Halloween (all 'cept H20), Mallrats, Girl Interrupted, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Stirke Back, Resident Evil (1&2), Caligula, Texas Chainsaw Masscacre(new & old), Porky's, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, War Of The Roses, Serial Mom, Gia, Edward Scissorhead, Fight Club, Decus Wild, Reefer Madness, Se7en Suicide Girls first tour, Nightmare on Elm Street, Animal House, Clerks, South Park, Kill Bill (1&2), Training Day, Scarface(just the first one), Godfather, Frankenstein, John Q, Saw, Hellraiser, Wizard of OZ, Dick, Dumb and Dumber, Natural Born Killers, Damher, Babydoll, The Eye, A box car named desire, The shining, Space balls, Willy Wonka and the chocolate Factory, Gacy, Monster, A day without a Mexican, House on Haunted Hill, To Wong Foo thanks for everything Juile Newmar, Spawn, Batman, Holy Grail, Hairspray, Drop Dead Fred, The Devil's Rejects, House of a thousand corpes, Bubble Boy, Joise and the pussycats, American History X, Requiem for a dream, Sin city, Dazed and confused, Grease, Jawbreakers, Warriors, Waiting (it's so veiny!), Braveheart, Wakko's Wish, The Little Mermaid, My First Mister, Hackers, In Dreams, The Color Purple, Pumpkinhead, Bandits, The Little Rascals, Sandlot, Remember the Titans, Home Alone, Real Women have Curves, Simply Irresistible, Matchstick Men, Thriteen, Stalk Raving Mad, SPEAK, Wolf Creek, Secretary, The wedding singer, The shining, The meaning of life, Shadowboxer, My summer of love, But I'm a cheerleader, What about bob?, Slums of beverly hills, Potluck, I'm sure there's more...

Television:

Television consumes us all I

Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide, Smack, Go west young f*cked up chick, Stupid White Men, Mysterious Skin, From The Corner of His Eyes, A Garden of Lies, Christine, It, Like Water for Chocolate, Everything You Know is Wrong, Fight Club, Haunted, Diary, Desperation, The Regulators, Crime and Punishment, Penthouse, Da Vinci Code, Captin Underpants, Harry Potter, Wormwood, Monster, Al capone Biograpghy, Potically Correct Bedtime stories, Memoirs of a geshisa Choke, Invisible monsters

My Blog

Hide ’n’ Seek

Search and destory one thing makes me happy okay more than one but this one is special i feel it all i never knew i could but where is it now? i can't see you unblinking eyes roll in my sockets dart...
Posted by Everybody's Favorite Cunt on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:37:00 PST

I am inside out

A empty shell of the former cunt i used to be A bland confusion of unheard sighs and eyeshadow Uncertainty and limbs wrapped in split skin and infection drowning in the nothing choking on the hole ...
Posted by Everybody's Favorite Cunt on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 07:28:00 PST

enlightenment

i know what i have to do now it's very clear it only took me years to firgure out you all knew it but i couldn't hear you it was the earmuffs or maybe i'm just dumb it's not gonna be easy but i need a...
Posted by Everybody's Favorite Cunt on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:34:00 PST

Learn your ABC’s

Oh how happy you will be once I teach you my ABCA is for asphyxiation you won't catch your breathB is for the blindfold that keeps you dark as deathC is for your cockroach that I squash beneath my sho...
Posted by Everybody's Favorite Cunt on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:01:00 PST

Thanksgiving...

was oooookay i guess i'm full i got into a fight i still want pie i think i should drink more i'm too sober...
Posted by Everybody's Favorite Cunt on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:59:00 PST

Halloween

kinda lame...but it got better...i ran across the freeway...piss drunklooking back now not such a good idea...i have scrapes and cutsand no ass to the back of my jeans hung out with people i hadn't se...
Posted by Everybody's Favorite Cunt on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 05:26:00 PST

just keep swimming

no matter what happens no matter how bad you think things are... just remember... it's gonna get worst it will crush your soul and you'll never be the same just keep swimming or you'll drown in the s...
Posted by Everybody's Favorite Cunt on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:06:00 PST

Runaway

Susie sliced her wrists she was a beauty queenJohnny's sniffing glue 'cuz there's nothing else to doSusie smeared her lipstick it tastes like daddy's cumJohnny's in a backroom getting sucked off by hi...
Posted by Everybody's Favorite Cunt on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:44:00 PST

Things I hate...If you'd really care to know

Sandals and socks Lines Waiting for anything Bad Sex Other people's sweat THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAVE LOUD CONVERSATION JUST SO EVERYONE AROUND THEM CAN HEAR HOW AWESOME THEY ARE Song Mumblers Bill O'reily ...
Posted by Everybody's Favorite Cunt on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:16:00 PST

Sharp things and me

I just had a lust to slice someone open like a pig and make them eat their own intestines"...mmmm ¿anyone want a cool scar? Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhhahhahahahah ah hahahahhahahah ah aha ahaha...
Posted by Everybody's Favorite Cunt on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:44:00 PST