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my mama gone, you can spend the night, you heard me.

About Me

i'm weird looking.
i like markers.
i hate it when people touch my stuff. unless i really like them.
i like it when i get a really good idea. i hate it when after that i just get bad ones for a long time.
i don't share well.
i like to nookie.
i don't like people who dislike me for no reason.
i'm loud.
i'm obnoxious.
except i'm sort of quiet.
i'd be easy to hate, i think.
but i try to be easy to love. cause i love to love, and i wanna be your friend.
unless i don't like you, in which case there's probably a reason.
i like to drive. i'm good at it except when i mess up and look like an ass.
i like it when i have a skinny day in the mirror.
but i love food more so fuck that.
my sense of humour is too raunchy and bizarre for me to get much of anything but odd looks.
i like feeling pretty but i don't like making the effort.
...and it takes a LOT of effort.
i talk too much in myspace profiles.
i think i'm too weird to sum up.
buy me ice-cream and we'll talk.

My Interests

hockey. music. kisses on the shoulder+forehead. singing in the shower. the colour of the ocean. cookie dough. flowers. summer. fireworks. sleeping in your bed, it smells like you. painting. hoods. pockets. big sunglasses. shoes. patches of sunlight that come in through the window. massages. haircuts. baby strawberries from gardens. water guns. fireplaces. hot tubs. carving names into rocks. nectarines. high heels. scrapbooks. cherries. pictures. green lights. water fountains. hills. shade underneath trees. cloud shapes. markers. blistex. rainbows in sprinklers.

I'd like to meet:

someone with a rocketship giving out free rides.

mah homies.
I have better friends than you.

lil stinker

fatty mcfatfat

katiecutiepants

karlibean

twin

that girl ellen

raffi soothes me

the asian kid

my relatives are goodlooking

this girl's voice gives me goosebumps

little miss princess

aka teerich

view all mah homies, stalker.

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Music:

ok go, the rolling stones, panic! at the disco, christina aguilera, city and colour, the postal service, blink 182, nelly, rihanna, pussy cat dolls, matt costa, custom, james blunt, coldplay, green day, joss stone, jewel, aerosmith, bon jovi, the goo goo dolls, alkaline trio, maroon 5, thrice, damien rice, ashley simpson, david grey, matthew barber, the plain white t's, elliott smith, darren hayes, usher, aretha franklin, savage garden, sean paul, nelly furtado, the killers, train, the fray.

Movies:

The Notebook, Where the Heart Is, Radio, Anchorman, The Cave (c'mon, funny story!), Crash, Some Like It Hot, Modern Times, Big Fish, Cars (shuddup), Edward Scissorhands, Singing in the Rain.

Television:

Desperate Housewives, America's Next Top Model (makes me want to eat a burger), That 70's Show, Tyra, Ellen DeGeneres, Friends, Oprah (teaches me stuff)...ok, so if I say Laguna Beach or The Hills, what are the odds of me getting e-beat up?

Books:

The Notebook, Paging Aphrodite, Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, All Families Are Psychotic, The Birth of Venus, Rebecca, Pigs in Heaven, Portrait in Sepia, The Secret Life of Bees...

Heroes:

Superman, obviously.

My Blog

at least we know he's ok with me getting fat

[so he can't read, but gosh darn is he a cutie.]J-Stam says:aww babe do you have to get smelly when you have babies?J-Stam says:can't you just be fatmamanda says:i said swelly...mamanda says:you dysle...
Posted by w i d e load. on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:09:00 PST

Baby all I want for Christmas is you

OH MY HECK THERE ARE ONLY 2 MORE WEEKS TILL CHRISTMAS.that's 14 days.this is insanity.i am so ridiculously excited. and so PROUD OF MYSELF for having christmas presents under control. seriously. it's ...
Posted by w i d e load. on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:38:00 PST

*%.$

i am ridiculously tired.because i have been trying to figure out how to get home tomorrow from the middle of effing NOWHERE. ok, gastown, whatever.fucking FIELD TRIP. fucking "get there yourself becau...
Posted by w i d e load. on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:27:00 PST

i don't really want a subject.

pretty lame friday night.don't really know what to do with myself.kind of sad. just sitting here listening to music and staring blankly at the tv. sort of staring blankly at everything. there's too mu...
Posted by w i d e load. on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

wrong wrong wrong

i'm lonely.kinda homesick.it's that time of the month.stressed out.cold sweats.strep throat.projects falling apart.lip is bitten to shit.watching versace spring/summer show. not as skinny as models.kn...
Posted by w i d e load. on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:23:00 PST

peh?

so, i'm sick again.bugger hell!at least now i have a tv downstairs and can watch oprah to soothe me.except for two 6-year-olds screaming and pretending to fly aren't so soothing...i think i will hide ...
Posted by w i d e load. on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:09:00 PST

we're kidding ourselves

back in the mox.aaannnddddd....whatever.fighting like crazy people with my mom within 10 minutes of getting off the ferry. ffffff whatever bitch. so, exhausted from that.went to taco del mar, SO WAS N...
Posted by w i d e load. on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 09:04:00 PST

if home is where the heart is, my heart is all over the map.

it's weird to me to have so many places that feel like "home" to me right now.because of people. because of memories. because of where i am now and where i've been.it's weird that just sleeping in som...
Posted by w i d e load. on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:05:00 PST

sicky

i am going to die pretty soon i think.what an effing pain in the ass.i've held down 3 crackers so far. alright, well, 2.5.raffi is the only thing here to soothe me.baaaby beluuuuga, baaaby beluga, jus...
Posted by w i d e load. on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:48:00 PST

imy

i miss the way you laugh.i miss holding your hand.i miss being able to call and say "yeah, ok, i'll see you in half an hour."i miss stealing your music.i miss holding the steering wheel while you eat....
Posted by w i d e load. on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:45:00 PST