Sweet Potatoe Pie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Let's see...first I ought to just say that i like using these '...' alot so if it gets annoying to read fuck off!!!! and stop reading it...haha...just kidding. Naw really, there isnt much to say expect the reason i like to use these '...' is because they make using transition words and phrases virtually unnecessary.....you can just chaneg the subject...I live in a hell hole right now. These little bugs keep coming out of my walls...So my roomate just asked me why the fuck I am signing up for MySpace...someone send me an answer to that question pronto because I have nothing.Well Enjoy!!!!!!! Peace Out

My Interests

Well..you know..the usual...toy cars...G.I. Joes...and the ocassionally tea party with my cabbage patch dolls...then I spike their drinks and...well the rest is censored...check out my section for those NC-17 and over...man what the fuck....I am a normal dude who likes normal shit...you know...hangin with friends...getting the munchies at 1 am and going to McDonalds for apple pies...and a party or two or three or four hun..dr...ed...thousand ;) Im really just interested in love happiness and peace on the blind mole people of EN 37 of the uranus (i talking out of...) haha.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Peace

I'd like to meet:

i'd really like to meet a one-eyed black jewish canadian girl...cant be too manyof them left in the world...and you sexy one-eyed black jewish canadian girls wont have to worry about anything else for the rest of your life...I'll take good care of you for sure ;)

Music:

I love VH1...that's right I went there girlfriend and it was GOOD!!!!!!!! Please someone give a good new band because I think my ears might start bleeding if I have to listen to the radio ever again...can I get an amen???

Movies:

three words: The Big Lebowski...did I spell that right anyone???

Television:

Better category: which character from Friends is really a transvestite? Man the camera tricks and special effects those TV people can do these days....we' probably wont find that answer out until TVLand does a Pop-Up Show for Friends....you ever see Pop-Up Video? I love VH1....did I already mention that?

Books:

What are those....??? Naw, I like to read classic literature....it is so much more witty and trashy than these New York Times Bestseller pieces of feces (Eric I said feces too!!!!) that are published these days....read some Jonathan Swift or something....maybe a little Dostovesky

Heroes:

Well it really is a tie for me: either George W. Jr. or Condoleeza Rice (how can you not love someone with a name or teeth like that) Plus, Im a protestant and my religion says that I am going to heaven so it doesnt really matter what I do in this life....so FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!! They're MY HEROES!!!!! cuz they obviously feel the exact same way

My Blog

The Unreported!!!

The following is an embedded autobiographical obituary...the individual who wrote this obituary for himself committed suicide on Nov 3, 2006. He stood in front of the "Flame of the Millenium" statue ...
Posted by Sweet Potatoe Pie on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 11:46:00 PST

Disarming Dinosaurs....from a Liberal Viewpoint

So i get these daily news articles from this website called TomDispatch.com .. good in-depth, critical issue kind of journalism .. probably has a liberal edge to it is the gradation of today's m...
Posted by Sweet Potatoe Pie on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 09:17:00 PST

READ THIS YOU MOTHAFUCKERS

Well, I had sat down here in front of the computer like this time last week ... where there was even less hindsight into the whole New Orleans situation but unfortuntely I was called away and didnt wa...
Posted by Sweet Potatoe Pie on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 09:24:00 PST

Letters and Numbers

So I was sitting in history class the other day...well actually I was laying face down on my desk but anyway I overheard the teacher talking. He says, "Well children you all finished your reading rig...
Posted by Sweet Potatoe Pie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Big Shit!!!!

So I saw this guy pull up in front of a nightclub one time in this fucking rad Ferrari...I mean it was gorgeous...I was thinkin' Damn this dude got a little dick to have a car that nice...I even said ...
Posted by Sweet Potatoe Pie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST