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tia

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

About Me

i am very sarcastic and like very few people. i trust even fewer people. i hardly ever believe anything a person states as a fact and usually look it up. this annoys most people. if for some reason i actually become friends with you, we will most likely be friends forever. i am not talking about myspace friends, just real life friends. myspace friends may be deleted without warning or explanation at any time. i rarely talk to anyone that does not have their real picture posted on here. they are hiding something and have too much crap for me to deal with. i think all men are pigs until proven wrong. still waiting for that to happen. i live with my parents by choice. i like them and they have a better house and better toys than i can afford. i am single and plan to stay that way. i have been told i am not very tactful. i rarely say hurtful things on purpose so if i come across as mean then tell me and i will explain what i really meant to say. i am actually a nice person once you get to know me. typos annoy me so if you see any on my page let me know because i hardly ever look at things after i type them. weird since typos annoy me right? i never hurt anyone on purpose unless they hurt me or anyone i care about first. after that i could care less if they fell off the face of the earth. i am not the most forgiving person in the world. anything i did not cover? if there is, just ask. i answer pretty much any email that asks a question. i am not great at replying to emails that do not ask a direct question. i love my girlfriends and they are all that keeps me sane. well, them and vodka haaaa

My Interests

this is just for ross! haaaaa
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: tia
Birthday: november
Birthplace: japan
Current Location: my room
Eye Color: greenish brown
Hair Color: not sure
Height: 5'5" according to the army but i think 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: american-everything
The Shoes You Wore Today: nikes
Your Weakness: food
Your Fears: dying alone
Your Perfect Pizza: super thin crust and i like most toppings
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: stay alive
The Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol which is why i never use it. it annoys me.
Thoughts First Waking Up: too early
Your Best Physical Feature: my brain haaa
Your Bedtime: 2 a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: a size 3
Pepsi or Coke: dr pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds
Single or Group Dates: neither
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: dr pepper
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: dr pepper
Do you Smoke: i did today
Do you Swear: not often
Do you Sing: not well
Do you Shower Daily: yes! who doesn't?
Have you Been in Love: no idea
Do you want to go to College: already did
Do you want to get Married: already did and it sucked so no
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes but my hair sucks right now
Are you a Health Freak: haaaaaaaaaaa
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ew no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ew no
In the past month have you been on Stage: ew no
In the past month have you been Dumped: ew no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ew no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ew no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: when i was 13
How do you want to Die: i don't but if i must then when i am really old and asleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: really old and asleep
What country would you most like to Visit: england
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not brown
Favourite Hair Color: not blonde
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: over 5'9"
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: pants up over your ass not falling off
Number of Drugs I have taken: are you a cop?
Number of CDs I own: all of them
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a lot and they are all men haaaa

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I'd like to meet:

this guy. he is cute and apparently can breathe underwater.
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Music:

anything but country and i prefer music with lyrics

Movies:

along came polly, anything with julia roberts, comedies, harry potter movies, snatch, crank is my newest favorite movie and student bodies is the best horror movie ever made

Television:

grey's anatomy, lost, the new adventures of old christine, the war at home, two and a half men, the class, how i met your mother, ugly betty, men in trees

Books:

harry potter, books that make me laugh, do not care for non-fiction, anything with time travel fascinates me

Heroes:

people that stand up for what they believe in without hurting anyone, single parents, anyone that has ever been in the military, people that have a kid that keeps shoving things up her nose but she does not kill that kid haaaa

My Blog

are dogs higher on the social scale than babies?

i just want to know what is with strangers touching little kids hands and faces? would they touch an adult that they did not know? little kids are people too and do not like having their personal spac...
Posted by tia on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:16:00 PST

for the ladies...from shannon

THIS IS FOR THE LADIES, AS THE GUYS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!!   When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your pl...
Posted by tia on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:47:00 PST

child's head thingy

for those of you that are interested, i took my son to the dermatologist about this bloody mole on his head and they said "it does ot appear to be a melanoma and we are not going to remove it because ...
Posted by tia on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:57:00 PST

mom survey (from shannon)

1. How long have you been a Mom? 4 years2. How many children call you Mommy? none but i have one that calls me mama3. Girl? Boy? or both?1 boy4. Did you know what you were having?nope5. How old were y...
Posted by tia on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:51:00 PST

pregnancy, women and estrogen jokes

Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women Pregnancy Q & A & more!Q: Should I have a baby after 35?A: No, 35 children is enough.Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?A: With any luck, righ...
Posted by tia on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:30:00 PST

dr alexander the dermatologist can kiss my ass

ok so i was supposed to get a call from dr. alexanders office to schedule an appointment to look at this thing on my kids head and they never called. so i called them back to see what was going on and...
Posted by tia on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:18:00 PST

mondays suck

so my dad woke me up this morning because his battery was dead and he needed to borrow my car. i hate to be woken up and especially before 8 in the morning. so i got him taken care of then called the ...
Posted by tia on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:04:00 PST

waht care bear are you?

See what Care Bear you are.
Posted by tia on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:52:00 PST

marriage

Marriage (Part I )  Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:   "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what tim...
Posted by tia on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:47:00 PST

beer

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Posted by tia on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:23:00 PST