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Steven Beat Himself

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

No, I am not Tom Green, Dustin Hoffman, or even Tom Cruise! Sorry to disappoint you.
My first name is Steven. My second name is Lee. My third and final name is Beat. I have some cool names, don't I?
I am from the planet Zion.
My brother and I have this secret language that only he and I can understand.
You'll most likely never hear me say bad words because they're bad and I'm good.
I am a quiet and reserved person, yet I can be loud and open whenever appropriate...I can even be loud and quiet at the same time.
My dream is to be a beautiful, full-time couch potato.
I love music so much I am married to it.
I play drums and bang the cowbell in this really crappy band called Electric Needle Room.
I also create my own music mixes that hurt your ears when listened to at low volume, which can be found here.
I have seen 2,489,637.59er movies.
I have a '99 blue Chevy Blazer that shakes and falls apart when driven.
I am short but built like a tall person.
I can eat over 5000 calories a day and not gain weight, but have to go to the bathroom at least 20 times a day.(Yes, there are a lot of things wrong with me- inside and out)
I can belch louder than anyone!
I am poor.(which means I'm cheap)
I'm weird.
I have told you too much.
This is my Uncle's cartoon- If you care to know, I'm the voice of the nerd... If the video is slow you can go to the link here-
The Adventures of Chuck Manly

My Interests

food, sleep, music, listening to music, playing drums and other various instruments, video games, computer graphics, animals, golf, frolf, watching movies/tv, fishing, campouts, fire, sledding, thunderstorms, tornadoes, pretty much anything outdoors, comical situations, potty humor, laughing, crying, doing nothing

click here if slow and you want to watch

I'd like to meet:


the fockers, and this guy:

Music:

I like bands that are, um, how do you say...original? WAY too many bands to list. There are too many good ones out there and I will probably fill up this whole page if I list them. I'm big into the rock scene, though- mostly indie, alternative, and christian.
click here if slow and you want to watch

Movies:

Yes, I like ones that are original. Yes.

click here if slow and you want to watch

Television:

is sick!
click here if slow and you want to watch

Books:

the bible is cool.
click here if slow and you want to watch

Heroes:

God, and of course the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You? (pics)

 
Donatello
You've been described as 'the brains' of your family or group of friends. You're the natural born, 'Mr. Fixit'. You're also considered the most reserved, preoccupied with your own little thoughts and ideas. But that doesn't mean you don't hang with your family and friends! But, you still find it easy to get lost in your own thoughts...daydreaming often. You'd rather talk things out than fight. You long for a day when there's nothing but peace in the world, and when you can finally rest with your own thoughts. Violence is something the world could completely live without. One of your labels may be, 'true to blue friend'. You're strong at heart and powerful at mind.

My Blog

what? a blog? a movie? a dew?

I don't write blogs much, because, well, I'm too lazy to type. I guess I feel unlazy right now so here I am typing away. Anyways, happy early Independence Day to all you Americans out there. I go...
Posted by Steven Beat Himself on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:42:00 PST

autumness

I was jacked up on mountain dew last night so I stayed up most of the night messing with my page. I was on vacation this past week so I am trying to make use of the time I have lef...
Posted by Steven Beat Himself on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 09:23:00 PST

Bestest Cartoon Ever!

Hey everyone if you have a few spare minutes check out my Uncle's cartoon he has been woking so hard on. The website is www.chuckmanly.comIn case you didn't know, I happen to be the voice of the camer...
Posted by Steven Beat Himself on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 03:57:00 PST

NBA animations

me also working on some nba animations for their website. check it out if ya want- http://www.nba.com/step_up/index.html
Posted by Steven Beat Himself on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 09:36:00 PST

exhaustion

 i am tired from work. i shall go slumber now. goodnight computer.
Posted by Steven Beat Himself on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 09:06:00 PST

football animations

hey if anyone happens to run by this i am working on some football animations for the sports illustrated website. there will be two new plays posted each week until the end of the season- one for coll...
Posted by Steven Beat Himself on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 06:18:00 PST

errors

is anyone else getting these unexpected errors all the time? i am so sick of it i think i will go lie down for my eyes burn.
Posted by Steven Beat Himself on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 01:22:00 PST