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hardly, dude

have you no SHAME? or whatever its called?

About Me

I'M SICK OF LIFE UNFOLDING WITH ITS OWN BIZARRE AND RIDICULOUS MORALITY!!!

My Interests

harlequin babies, fetal alcohol syndrome, progeria, julianne moore, esoteric comic strips, detectives, templars, shriners, freemasons.

I'd like to meet:

AND MAN-SPITTLE

Music:

the chambers brothers.tyrannosaurus rex.stevie wonder.os mutantes.the beach boys.tom waits.the monks.bebel gilberto.caetano veloso.bubble puppy.radio birdman.james brown.the deadly snakes.sam cooke.little richard.bad brains.the damned.the members.rhymefest.mojo nixon.bob dylan.motorhead.turbonegro.

Movies:

super troopers, withnail and i, the triplettes of belleville, bottle rocket, the big lebowski, brazil, suspiria, magnolia, secretary, amadeus, the big sleep, blue velvet, spirited away, oldboy, adam's rib

Television:

Sherlock Holmes Mysteries, Poirot, Nero Wolfe, MacGyver, Mr Show with Bob and David, Trauma: life in the ER, Arrested Development, Home Movies, Good Eats with Alton Brown

Books:

The Magus, The Name of the Rose, Kitchen Confidential, American Gods, Brideshead Revisited, Confederacy of Dunces, Catch 22, Breakfast of Champions, The Story of O

Heroes:

mitch hedberg, john belushi, alton brown

My Blog

I have man hands

I should have bound my hands at birth like a chinese lady’s foot
Posted by hardly, dude on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:24:00 PST

volume of music is directly proportional to enjoyment of music

I was having this conversation, randomly, with my uncle.Uncle: When I was younger, I was always totally embarassed by the shit my parents used to play--like Frank Sinatra and Big Band music, and I was...
Posted by hardly, dude on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:13:00 PST

dear bitch who fucked up my last blog

I hope you die of cancer caused by your free cellphone.
Posted by hardly, dude on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:57:00 PST

thanks, yoga

IT IS SO INTENSE HOW MUCH I CAN BEND IN WEIRD WAYS NOW. LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE, I CAN TOUCH MY TOES.IMPORTANT
Posted by hardly, dude on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:05:00 PST

READ MY MOM'S BLOG and mourn my kitten

http://linshaolin.wordpress.com/(i come from genius stock)and my baby kitty (18 years old) is dead.I got her when I was 4.yeah.
Posted by hardly, dude on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:49:00 PST

YES, I AM IN A CULT

I'm actually going through healer training this spring, so in case y'all need any, uh, healing, hit me up a bitch.
Posted by hardly, dude on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:04:00 PST

HAHAHA

I was just friended by a girl who's headline is "FREE UGGS".DENIED.
Posted by hardly, dude on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:55:00 PST

OOMG IMPORTANT UPDATES ON MY LIFE

-my mom is still recovering from knee surgery and i am making sure to make her feel super bad about how gross her scar looks-we won a cruise to the carribbean from QVC, so check for me pimping out var...
Posted by hardly, dude on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:32:00 PST

BBQ PARTIES ARE FUN

WHEN THEY RESULT IN DRUNKEN MAKEOUTS WHILE LISTENING TO SHITTY COVERS OF "DON'T STOP BELIEVING."   what am i going to do with my remaining 45093948 cocktail umbrellas? ps. don't say "burn them"...
Posted by hardly, dude on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 08:07:00 PST

SKULDUGGERY

For reals, dudes. Anyways, when are they going to make American Gods into a movie?
Posted by hardly, dude on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:10:00 PST