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dave

THIS IS NOT THE REAL DAVE, IT IS JUST A TRIBUTE! Dave by name, Drunk by nature

About Me

THIS IS NOT THE REAL DAVE, IT IS JUST A TRIBUTE! [WE LOVE U DUDE, AND THIS WHY]; Hi Everyone, I've done this in one of the few moments of my life when I was sober. Hope I can get back into it again cause i've forgotten what the password is already! Well- what can i say?? I love booze and live my life by the moto 'if it's wet i'll drink it' When (rarely) sober i go by the profession of an electrician, but a word of advise- don't employ me cause i will turn up to work pissed and probably set fire to your house- and root around in ur misus underwear draw. thx for takin the time to read this, but bear in mind i wont do u the same favour! if ur fit, ur in! if not f'off! [!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CHECK OUT THE NEW PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com

My Interests

beer and minge

I'd like to meet:

any1 with a pulse, or if thats not possible, somewhere to stick it

Music:

straight up hard core rap

Movies:

porn

Television:

porn

Books:

f'off!

Heroes:

jenna jameson