Marcus Lemonous

Music games eating Germans xboxin' bass playing web design graphic design sleeping office lingo reading using my teeth to trim my nails because scissors feel weird (not including my toe nails!!) politics(apparently) contemplation eating pizza learning guitar scratch and sniff gymming cycling in summer old kung-fu movies eating far too many eggs boiling kettles with no water in them staying up too late walking places the sky inventing words unintentionally pulling out 50% of my eyelashes seeing just how bluntly i can refuse credit offers inadvertently offending people shepherds pie tea stupid people foreign sales reps called 'john' or 'steve' trying to lick my elbow in restaurants theorising about various things misc. other (you decide)

The way sleeves feel they have to keep edging down my arms when washing dishes The seemingly impossible way that milk defies the laws of physics and shoots all over me when pouring it onto a bowl of cornflakes The way a toothpaste mark will stay invisible for as long as it takes to get to work 'Butter miners' - because i'm a weirdo in that i have to scrape my butter cos it looks nicer Distractions when i'm supposed to be working... you know who you are..... and if objects could think, they'd know too.... who am I kidding, i've only myself to blame! Blisters. Nicotine. Over cooked eggs... well over cooked anything really. My camouflaged zippo lighter that works waaaay to well; i once lost it for about two years in my mums garden... seriously. Cooking for less than two people. 'e-numbers' and the general repulsive quality of cheap food. Fragments of bone in sausages. Milk that is sour when it's not supposed to be for another two days.... i always do the sniff test now... scarred for life. Windows media player 11. Things that are harder to do than they should be. Opticians and banks... i don't trust either.... Lack of rack space for my CD collection. Tea and coffee that goes cold too quickly. The way adverts are always twice as loud as the actual programs on TV Flicking cigarette ash on things that aren't ashtray's when i'm not paying attention Finally... having so many annoyances.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Marcus
Birthday: September
Birthplace: Ascot.... mmmm yes.
Current Location: England.
Eye Color: Dirty Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Taller then a medium sized sunflower.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Bit of both.
Your Heritage: National.....
The Shoes You Wore Today: Trainers, as always.
Your Weakness: ONE!! hmmm..... laziness.
Your Fears: Getting my knuckles chewed off by a crazed jack rabbit.
Your Perfect Pizza: Mmmmmm pizza.....
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Learn to drive and get a new job. Oh and find a female companion.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Work sucks"
Your Best Physical Feature: My hearing.
Your Bedtime: About now.
Your Most Missed Memory: Family life.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Buger King all the way!
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends
Cappuccino or Coffee: Erm.... they're both coffee.
Do you Smoke: Dammit i was doing so well.
Do you Swear: Shit no!!
Do you Sing: On occasions.
Do you Shower Daily: Anually.
Have you Been in Love: Who hasn't?
Do you want to go to College: Been.... AVCE Art & Design
Do you want to get Married: Sometime, preferably before i'm 28....
Do you belive in yourself: No... I'm just a figment of my own non-existent imagination....... figure that one out.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends on the motion...... being swung in a circle for an hour would probably leave me a tad nautious.
Do you think you are Attractive: Depends.... I'm still single so i have my doubts....
Are you a Health Freak: My eating of copius fried eggs, fried bread, fried bacon, fried potatos and fried sausages every weekday morning are countered by me having quit smoking and going to the gym regularly, i'm kinda neutralised.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yeah!
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar and Bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Who hasn't!
In the past month have you Smoked: Too much! But that's about to change!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Kinda
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yup, it was brilliant!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.

In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Nope...... oh wait..... yeah.
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Quickly.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I is growed up.....
What country would you most like to Visit: Madagascar.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue?
Favourite Hair Color: Blond maybe?
Short or Long Hair: Either can look good depending on the person so no real preferance!
Height: A bit shorter than me is nice.
Weight: 9st3lb6oz...... exactly.
Best Clothing Style: Not stupidly fashion concious.
Back to me....
Number of Drugs I have taken: I've had my fun in the past...
Number of CDs I own: In the region of 200...
Number of Piercings: Optical brow
Number of Tattoos: Four
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None really.... it all made me who I am today!