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Cheyenne

huggamugga.

About Me

I eat a lot of noodles. Sometimes I like to sleep in the shower.

My Interests

I am a grown woman who reads comic books. I live in Denver but I like the Mets. There's a place in City Park I like. It's a little rock garden sort of thing and there's a spot there that's made just like a recliner. It's a good place to read a book and look a squirrel in the eye.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet that guy from the Red Stripe commercials who says "HOORAY BEER".

Music:

Music to clear a room by, i.e. Big Star, Wilco, The Replacements, Mission of Burma, etcetcfuckingetc. At least this has been my experience.

Movies:

Cohen Bros., Kubrick. Elves and such. And BUBBA HO-TEP. I don't care what you say, Lost in Translation is a steaming pile.

Television:

I really like that Ron Popeil informercial for THOSE KNIVES. If I knew how to cook anything I'd buy them. Because they're amazing.

Books:

Richard Brautigan. Faulkner. Steinbeck. Raymond Chandler. Flannery O'Connor. Umberto Eco. Whatever is sitting around the house, or work. In general, books are good.Also, I refuse to read anything that has a social status/ethnicity before the term literature, as in "African-American Literature", "Women's Literature", etcetcfuckingetc. I feel such terminology simultaneously creates a ghetto for those whose works can stand up against any others and a haven for those who cannot. I will take a thousand dead white guys anyday over Toni Fucking Morrison and I'm not afraid to say it.

Heroes:

In general I dislike heroes. Uh, Superman, I guess.