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About Me

I like beer, good food, my job, telling people to fuck off, punching people, singing along to songs, calling my guy friends with Gia and singing oldies songs to them and then hanging up, getting drunk with my friends and playing with machinery and toys we're not supposed to play with(i.e. :putting helmets on and rolling down the street in sitting position on a skateboard but John wont lend us helmets because its dangerous), etc.

My Interests

my boyfriend, fashion, betty boop, music, people watching, marilyn monroe, artsy shit, beer, books, watching my cat and my boyfriend piss each other off, home decorating/redecorating (just my own house)

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't afraid to tell me I have food stuck in my teeth or a bugar hanging out of my nose or toilet paper hanging out of my pants or my zipper is down. Now those are real friends. Also Napolean Dynamite and anyone who can give me money.

Music:

rockabilly, hip hop, punk rock, cock rock, modern rock, slow jams

Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean, House of 1000 Corpses, Benny and Joon, Office Space, Evil Dead, Saving Silverman, Tom Cats, American Pie 1 & 2, School of Rock, Napolean Dynamite, Jawbreaker, Clueless, Waiting, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Ju On (fuck the Grudge), The Ring, Welcome to the Dollhouse

Television:

King of the Hill, Simpsons, Extreme Makeover, Friends, Will & Grace, Seinfeld, That 70's Show, HGTV, Family Guy, Discovery, History Channel, Mind of Mencia, Mad TV

Books:

The Inequality of Man, the Bottoms, Call me Ishmael, Belinda, Memoirs of a Geisha

Heroes:

Me "It's all about the Niki"

My Blog

I miss my friends

I miss my friends. I wish they would call me.
Posted by Niki on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:28:00 PST

I hate pervs!

Today was school girl day at work. So I put on my punk school girl outfit. On the way to work I went to the gas station like I do every day. I walk in and some guy at the counter is staring at me the ...
Posted by Niki on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:02:00 PST

Piece of shit car!

My car hates me. As for me, well I hate everything!
Posted by Niki on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Skateboard

Yesterday, I finally got to ride my new/used skateboard. Nick showed me how to place my feet so it's easier to maneuver and gain momentum since I'm a nerd and don't know what I'm doing. It was so fuck...
Posted by Niki on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Job!

I got a job at Urban Outfitters! Yeay!
Posted by Niki on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I need a job

Ok here's the deal! I'm quitting my job at the end of May to go to school for Fashion Merchandising and Design full-time. I need to find a job in clothing retail. I really want something like Hot T...
Posted by Niki on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

George Bush and Gay Marriage-Hilarious!

Here's to George Bush and his efforts to ruin our constitution! I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist Women are a drag and I think I wanna be a faggot now A mincing ninny ...
Posted by Niki on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shoulders

So, do shoulders turn guys on? Are they offensive, is there something sexual about them I'm not aware of? I happened to be wearing a shirt today that only has one sleeve. The side the sleeve is on is ...
Posted by Niki on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Valentine's Day

It's a nice thought, but really, what the fuck is the point? So those people who don't have anyone can feel extra lonely and depressed? I have someone, but he's definitely not the romantic type. This ...
Posted by Niki on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Good Times

Saturday night was the best! Jenn and I laughed at people at Elm Street for hours. For some reason, Jenn finds me quite entertaining. She's the smartest person I've ever met ;)! Even better than that,...
Posted by Niki on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST