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um. sometimes im an archaeologist, sometimes im a stripper, and sometimes i wear an apron, a smile, and carry a big tray. i like to think i am pretty good at it all, and if i could use a breaker bar on a stage in stripper heels and give you a heads up on the best german riesling out there, i would. i am a cat lady, already, and a rabbit lady and a dog lady. And if i had my way i would by a duck, horse, cow, and chicken lady too. i dont have the money or the time to do what i really want to do, so i am going more and more in debt to an institution that probably won't get me a good job, and if i do get one, i still wont be able to...travel, have tiny little retreat homes all over Europe und auch Deutsch sprechen, bitte. maybe if it was 1952 and people appreciated curvature, i could have all those things, but i guess i would not be allowed to have an identity, i would have to be sleeping with the president, and i would probably die young. awesome.