Have you ever... |
DIRTY LIL SECRETS!
Mark with an X the things you have NEVER done. COPY AND REPOST!
( ) I've Never Been Drunk
( ) I've Never Smoked Pot
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
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Posted by I pump my own gas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
fucking great |
Lelaina: Are you religious? Michael: Um, uh, I guess uh, I guess I'm, uh a non-practicing Jew. Lelaina: Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin.
-Reality Bites
I could not have said it better!
Posted by I pump my own gas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My new favorite thing to do |
Is definitely dressing up like a sluty teacher ( oh wait I am one?) then going to gay bars...Best night I have had in awhile....thanks Corey love you
Posted by I pump my own gas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My night ... |
So there was a stripper....
even though he slapped me in the face with his dick, it was money well spent.
Then he tried to take advantage of me , I felt dirty...
Then we ate some penis cake, yummy ...
Posted by I pump my own gas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
eww |
so my roomate likes to make out with my dog.... i dont know what to say about this...and she calls him vagina... gross
I love u mary u know
Posted by I pump my own gas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
yeah i suck |
So im the only fucker who can drop a 40 on my toe and break it..ha yeah i suck.....
Posted by I pump my own gas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
yankees |
So i went to my first yankee game last night...
I felt kinda bad for the red sox fans, umm wait NO cause they SUCK...
Posted by I pump my own gas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
You know your life is sad when... |
Your vibrator dies on you.
Posted by I pump my own gas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
puppy |
So today I put a down payment on my puppy, in four weeks he's all mine moohaha...cant wait
Posted by I pump my own gas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
places to get it on |
After long thought kathy and I have come up with a life goal of places to fuck...If anyone has any other good places please fill us in...
tree house
water bed
boat
closet
dressing room
sauna
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Posted by I pump my own gas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
