THE NEW ELECTRIC CAR |
If any of you have ever seen the documentary 'Who Killed The Electric Car?' and have been just as upset about the death of such a wonderful machine...it's back!http://www.teslamotors.com/I take public... Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 06:27:00 GMT |
Trapped In The Closet Chapters 13-22 |
Did you pre-order your copy, yet? I did. Seriously. I did. Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:36:00 GMT |
The Catch 22 of Public Restrooms |
Handicap stalls are roomier, but there's always poop in the toilet. Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:02:00 GMT |
Jack and the Bean Stock |
Jack and his mom had nothing to eat.At dinner each night, they'd chew on some wheat.They both dreamed at night of pies of mincemeat,And suckers, gum drops, and licorice so sweet. His mother said,... Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:58:00 GMT |
I Have No Friends |
My fly has been down for the past three hours and no one told me. Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:09:00 GMT |
Pot Bellied Pig |
Pot Bellied Pig,Your tummy's so big.It wasn't like that,Before the shindig.Although you'll renege,That you are not trig,The wine and the cake,You constantly swig. Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:44:00 GMT |
Doris The Tortoise |
Doris the Tortoise,So smug and refined,Her ego plump and fertile.She felt her decent,Above and divine,The garden variety Turtle.One morning,While moving at break neck speed,About one mile a liter,She ... Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 00:15:00 GMT |
Why'd it have to be snakes? |
There was a snake in my office today. I was sitting in my room editing when I heard the other editor shout, "Holy shit! A snake!" Obviously, his vague statement left me curious as to... Posted by on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 09:16:00 GMT |
Director's Label |
Went to Lincoln Center last night for the discussion with the new directors in the Director's Label Series II. Mark Romanek, Jonathan Glazer, Anton Corbijn, and Stéphane Sednaoui are t... Posted by on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 06:43:00 GMT |
Quack |
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