I am a brindle French Bulldog and I'm 2 years old. I like food. My nickname is "Fatty" even though I'm not that fat. I pee and fart a lot. I like to play with my older brother and sister Endicott & Tribena who are Min Pins, my little brother Herman Miller who is a Brussels Griffon and my little little brother Tron (another Frenchie). I like food. I am a model. I fart a lot. Sometimes I wake my daddy up when I drop the ass bombs. I like to watch Animal Planet. I like food. I love my daddies. I was on The Martha Stewart Show. I'm hungry. I am plotting something right now...Oh yeah, I am a DOG!DO'S - I mostly play with my brothers & sister and sometimes eat food that falls on the floor. I make the craziest noize you have ever heard!! I like to sniff asses. I used to eat my own poo!. DO NOT'S - I do not go to parties or to see bands so don't flyer my page! Besides, I have a curfew. I do not want to meet intelligent, caring, sensitive women for LTR's. I do not care if you like long walks on the beach 'cause I get tired pretty quickly. I do not want an iPhone. I do not want a larger penis.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? An amazingly wonderful, sweet and well mannered French Bulldog
What is your name? Count Gaston St. Laurent
What other nicknames do you have? Fatty Fat Fat, Baby G, Stoney, Peoples ('cause of my gas)
What is your favorite treat? Meatballs and Chicken Fillets
What would your owner describe you as? A sleeping, farting, kissy boy wünderkind
What is the funniest thing you have done? Walked up to daddy, jumped up in his lap and then farted the biggest nastiest fart EVER!!
What is the bravest thing you have done? Take on an 85lb Doberman
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Yes
Are you a social animal? Yes
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? No ;)
Are you friendly? Yes
Are you overweight? No
Do you like warm milk? I've never had it before...
Do you eat cheese? Yes
Do you eat bugs? Yes
Do you live with other animals? Yes
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Yes
Do you like to exercise? Sometimes
Do you like car rides? Yes
Do you get into stuff? 'umm...yes
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Yes
Do you like to swim? I've never been in the water before
Do you chase laser pen dots? Always
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Oh HELL YEAH!!
Gaston & Bizzle
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