skulls, bones, capes, working out, steak, comedy (<3 the hollywood improv), brewskies whilst watching sports (baseball + hockey are faves, followed by football, golf, tennis and soccer), helicopters, luxury cars, people watching, the onion, wine tours, summer day wine sipping (<3 a good syrah or pinot), perez, sunning my girls, makin out with cute boys who are great kissers, stayin sane, toasty dutch ovens, coleman's irish pub, raw cookie dough, doing you raw, relaxing at the beach, playing tennis, practicing the skin flute, writing, hiking, camping, enjoying good company, riding camels, riding YOU, tooling around, acting like a dick, "me" time, BUT... most importantly laughing and doing things based on the premise that life is just too friggin short.
meaty suitors who like witty redheads & aren't complete sketchbags, howard stern, larry david, mike cera, ricky gervais, conan o'brien, will arnett, jason bateman, people who don't suck at life, this guy..
oh sweet sweet melodies, how i love thee... especially when you're cumming from ray laMontagne, vampire weekend, sia, gomez, beck, devotchka, amy wineHOuse, etta james, the allMAN brothers, afi, muse, panic! at the disco, wolfmother, snow patrol, red PETERs, oasis, ben harper, frank SINatra, inCUBus, faith hill, BIG and rich, metallica, ella fitzgerald, rascal flatts, coldPLAY, led zeppelin, kelly clarkson, tim mcgRAW, kanye west, gavin degRAW, wesley willis, ben folds, nat king cole, POSTal service, dave matthews, springsteen, van morrison, gorillaz, franz ferdinand, leonard bernstein, radioHEAD, weezer, DIXie chicks, the STROKEs, imogen heap, john legend, jason mraz, the beatles, dashboard, howie day, deathcab, BACKSIDE boys, stevie wonder, mozart, keith urban, system of a DOWN, matisyahu, fiona apple, and the list goes on and on and on. (please note: do NOT come near me with your accordion or "sweet" '79 panasonic boombox while blasting polka.. unless you want to get punched in the urethra!)
transformers, iron man, old sch(.)(.)l, napoleon dynamite, billy madison, young frankenstein, beautiful girls, amelie, stomp the yard, little miss sunshine, private parts, crash, when harry met sally, garden state, the burbs, beaches, the hours, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, g(.)(.)dfellas, the birdcage, aviator, sixteen candles, rain man, american beauty, BIG, fahrenheit 9-11, bridges of madison county, capote, weekend at bernies, the notebook, spaceballs
assy mcgee, curb your enthusiasm, arrested development, the office, greys anatomy, the closer, kathy griffin: my life on the D list, scott baio is 45 and single, rock of love, run's house, real housewives of orange county, breaking bonaduce, family guy, countdown with keith olbermann, chappelle's show, daily show, colbert report, the hills, late night with conan o'brien, entourage, seinfeld, sex and the city, access hollywood, laguna beach, VH1's best week ever, golden girls
i REALLY like the thesaurus. but i've also grown very fond of the dictionary... and hey, i'll even say the spanish-english version. (because lets face it, i dont discriminate)
my mom, howard stern, oprah, YOUR mom