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Wiggity! Schwag! It's everywhere!

Yo yo yo, what it is my bitches/followers/devoted-devotees?Jonny was on hiatus, now he's back! I had a brief offline interlude, due to the move into the new house. Tee mother-fuggin' hee.-da Jonny-...
Posted by Jonny on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:00:00 PST

MC "da Jonny" Golden Showers profile deletion.

Well, it's happened. You know that moment that I've been waiting for but never got around to? It's here. This profile is gonna go down in flames -- the kind of flames that make cool cinematics and are...
Posted by Jonny on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:06:00 PST

Sometimes...

Sometimes I wish that Jesus would love me....... the way a fat kid loves a candy bar....... the way a prostitute loves dirty old men....... the way a magical faggort loves the same dirty old men.........
Posted by Jonny on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:55:00 PST

Populace Installment I: Hidden Meanings in Hidden Meanings

So... Apparently by popular demand I'm back. I got a request from a good chick friend of mine for more of my awesome and wacky blogs, so here we go.       Apparently none of you h...
Posted by Jonny on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 10:02:00 PST

Mental Killers

It's been way too long since I've posted a blog for my empire, so I'll make this short, sweet, and awesome. My nuts, your chin. Your mom, my skin. My fist, her ass. My bowl, my grass.   -da Jonn...
Posted by Jonny on Fri, 05 May 2006 08:42:00 PST

Holiday Installment One: Happy 420!

After a minor discussion and a general curiosity about the origins of 420, I've decided that on this, the now appointed National Potsmoking Day, to reveal the secret origin of 420. Quoted from About.c...
Posted by Jonny on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 07:02:00 PST

Refresh: Installation II of the Jove project.

The nature of the universe is not triangular as most would speculate. All things in the transparent void are speherical unless directed to do otherwise by personal galactic forces. Spiral galaxies are...
Posted by Jonny on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 03:37:00 PST

Chikaut Minus

So anyway, word from the land of the Flaccid Mushroom King. I successfully completed another experimental endeavor, and ungod-damn was it good. I recommend that everyone partake in fungal activities, ...
Posted by Jonny on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 01:10:00 PST

g.l.i.t.c.h. - Dangerously close, yet so far away.

The revelations have been opened, and the floodgates so dangerously close to being opened. Not by force, but by burrow. The questions are all irrelevant, yet they come all the same. An insitution will...
Posted by Jonny on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 04:46:00 PST

Fall to Frailty

I'm gonna post some new lyrics up here in this beeyortch for the eyes of all. Any of you who know me can probably tell what the song's about. Think metal... cha!   Fall to Frailty Beleaguered and...
Posted by Jonny on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 12:36:00 PST