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I faked every orgasm!!!

you just opened the wrong can of worms man! i know 99 ways to kill you with a pimento!

About Me

I'm a beautiful disaster. Life's more fun when you are a mess. I'm a hopeless romantic fool, but it's o.k. I'll live. I want to start a band!!!! so if you intersted let me know. I also enjoy Slacks, the taste of a fine wine or cheese or a woman, and taking photographs of other rare photoghraphs. i like to sleep, cry, have sex, cry while having sex, fly kites, scuba dive, unicycle, skeet shoot with a bow and arrow, jump long distances, go sewer rat hunting, carry heavy objects, juggle one handed, tight rope walk, go over falls in a barrel, and standing, i like standing alot.I may be going going back back to cali cali.....someday.....maybe soon....but not soon enough I'm sure... I don't have the money, i'm in debt up to my neck, so help me pay my bills and make a donation
How to make a Slick Willy Seaman
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
5 parts silliness
5 parts ego
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Personality cocktail
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Cocktail
?? Which Alcoholic Drink Are You ??
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You Are Tequilla
When you drink, you're serious about getting drunk! You'll take any shot that's offered up to you... Even if it tastes like sock sweat! And you're never afraid of eating the worm. What alcoholic drink are you?
Stewie
Which Family Guy Character Are you?
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Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?I am 18% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
Idiot Test
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Your Deadly Sins


Greed: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Envy: 20%
Lust: 20%
Pride: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 20%
You will die love and feared by many. And you'll be buried in a tomb. How Sinful Are You?
You Should Learn Portuguese
Muito legal! For you, learning a language is all about the lifestyle that comes with it.
And Brazilian beaches, hotties, parties, and soccer matches are just your style. What Language Should You Learn?
Take the quiz:
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Raphael
You can be considered the 'dark one' of your family. You're a hot-head, face it. Or...the 'Realist' some may say. It's a dog-eat-dog world, you're a pretty big dog. You normally lay low until some one gets up your back. You're anti-social and short-tempered...and you're not big on admitting it! But, even though you can act kinda rude and not-there, you're a rather large teddy bear on the inside when it comes to the ones you love...in danger. You hate being called a, 'softy' and you're always ready to 'bring it'.
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Your Inner European is Irish!
Sprited and boisterous!
You drink everyone under the table. Who's Your Inner European?

My Interests

alcohol, my friends, music, movies, wrestling, the W-b zoo, mary-kate and ashley, anna kornakova, and average girls, in that order.

I'd like to meet:

God, Sid vicious, Joe Strummer, Bradly nowell, buddy h, anyone on the punk scene, dkm, and the man who invented the red button and of course her...

Music:

anything execpt for cuntry and anal cunt..sorry sean...mostly punk ska hardcore emo screamo metal reggae underground hip-hop surf-core and anything including the cowbell.

Movies:

star wars, anything by kevin smith, lotr, goonies, snatch, debbie does dallas, texas chainsaw massacre, just to name a few.check out this movie when it comes out, cause i'm in it... to the right of the guy holding the ball.

Television:

Aqua teen. Family guy, simpsons, viva la bam, ultimate fighter, raw smackdown, Jerry Springer ( so I'm a scumbag.), Sealab2021, And every single infomercial(Ron poppeal you are a god.)

Books:

The bible, the perks of being a wallflower, fast food nation, a catcher in the rye, lotr, and just aboot anything written, I know how to read so I read.

Heroes:

Jesus, Ed A, Adny P, Mort G, Kevin Smith, Shawn Mc, Treb, Pat kwackaduckie, Truck, Pete P, Matt Turner, Keeenya, Steph S, Aggy, Mike S, Nichole S x 2, Dave K, Joey,B-rad, Slick willy Seaman, Jeff c (both of them), t money, ramrod and mouth.

My Blog

the Olympic torch is a nazi

That's right I said it, someone had to. Bet you didn't know that. A fucking anti-Semite. I'm not just being an asshole, the truth is the tradition of the  Olympic torch started in the 1936 Olymp...
Posted by I faked every orgasm!!! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:38:00 PST

the new me

i'm done; i'm gonna get healthy...from here on out... i quit drinking...i quit eating crap; i quit it all, i'm getting in shape..."you can't be perfect for someone else until you're perfect for yourse...
Posted by I faked every orgasm!!! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PST

passing tests

You Are Guinness You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world. Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them. When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a ...
Posted by I faked every orgasm!!! on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:10:00 PST

nazi punks fuck off

nazi punks nazi punks nazi punks fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Die.
Posted by I faked every orgasm!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

anarchy

Today Mike, Katie, plank, chris, and I went to the mall. Mike became very upset, because they replaced waldenbokks with a hollister. He started screaming, "Where the fuck is my book store." Some assho...
Posted by I faked every orgasm!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i don't know

If life was easy then we'd all ha ve the answers. i unfortunatly, do not have the answers, I wish I did, but I'll give you my best advice. i really don't know what to do, so I'll try my best. i...
Posted by I faked every orgasm!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the zoo

Be sure to check out the zoo. The zoos first show will be tomarrow sat.march 6, 2004. And the headliner: Bane. I hate my life cause I can't go, but i'll get over it.I heard that cipher is gonig to pl...
Posted by I faked every orgasm!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST