Countess Cherry Ramone
is a sensation that is even surprise to her! Countess Cherry
Ramone is legend of many ages has returninged through mists of time to
be blessing to all of humanity.
Cherry
lives in undisclosed dumpster location in New York City in vicinity of
Hotel Chelsea. Cherry is Queen of West 23rd St and hellcat of Chelsea
Papaya.
Cherry
began her career as carer for Andy
Warhol's cats Sam
and progressed to the inner sanctum of Warhol fame. In 1976
Countess Cherry married
Count Edward Von Schnitzelbergen in a voodoo wedding
ceremony at Studio 54. Ceremony is being performed by Miss Grace Jones and
bridesmaid is Diane Von
Furstenburg and Jackie
Curtis . Unfortunately, Count Edward Von
Schnitzelbergen falled down the stairs to exclusive Studio54 basement
and died that night.
Many
gossipings and menudos have been made about Cherry's brief marriage but
Cherry says this:
DENY
that
Cherry later finds out that Count Edward Von Schnitzelbergen is pauper
wth royal title only
DENY
that
Cherry and Liza and Halston are seen early next morning depositing
rolled carpet in Hudson River. Is all lies to make Countess
look like is not very nice.
In
spirit of Count Edward Von Schnitzelbergen, Countess carries on good
works of patronising artists and performing noblesse oblige.
Many
highlights of Cherry's career have included servicing as tamborine
player in the Ramones, appear in Broadway production of Taboo and icon
of punk rock scene on several continents.
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