1. Spell your name without an E,R,S,H,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N. pthv2. Are you single? unavailable.3. What is your favorite number? 1992.4. What is your favorite color[s]? purple and green.5. Least favorite color? dusty mauve.6. What are you listening to? silence.7. Are you happy with your life right now? there's room for improvement, definitely. i'm glad i'm sober.9. What is your favorite subject in school? it was english.10. Do you shop at Abercrombie? can't afford it and the salespeople intimidate me.11. Do you have money? oh yeah, i'm famous. you may have seen me in a variety of programs, like AA, WIC and food stamps.13. Are you outgoing? sometimes.14. Are you gay? as a day in may.15. Where do you wish you were right now? someplace warmer with more money.16. What should you be doing right now? showering, getting ready to go to a meeting and work, cleaning.THE CANS: Can you blow a bubble? yes. Can you do a cartwheel? No, but i can do a split. Can you touch your toes? yes. they're in a jar of formaldehyde. i have many...would you like to touch them? Can you wiggle your ears? No. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? no.THE DIDS: Did you ever want to be a doctor? yes. Did you ever want to be a fire fighter? yes. Did you ever want to be a teacher? Yes. Did you ever break the law? Yes. Did you vote for Bush? if i did, i certainly wouldn't admit it. i did not.THE DOs: Do you like rollercoasters? Yes. Do you own a bike? yes. Do you play the lottery? yes. Do you like football? no. Do you have a shopping addiction? no. if i had the money, i would.THE DOES: Does your family have family picnics? no. Does your wallet have any pictures in it? my planner does. Does your job bring you satisfaction? Occasionally.THE LASTS: Last person you hung out with? i can't remember. i haven't really hung out with anyone in awhile. Last car ride? last night, around 9. Last text message? no cell phone. Last baby you held? fast eddie.LAST THING? What was the last thing you bought? smokes. What was the last thing you had to drink? coffee. What was the last thing you watched? i haven't watched tv in awhile, either. What was the last thing you read? kayla's answers to this survey. What was the last thing you hand wrote? i can't remember.THE WHOS: Who was the last person you talked to you on the phone? my husband. Who was the last person you took a picture with? i think rainy. Who was the last person to leave you a comment? Holly.CURRENTLY: What color shirt are you wearing? blue. Have any tattoos? no. Have any piercings? just my ears. Straight hair or curly? wavy.HAVE YOU EVER: Failed a class? yes. Thought you were pregnant? Yes. i was. Sang in front of a crowd? Not in a long time.SEVEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:1. light-up statue of an angel that would be kitschy, but it's reassuring. 2. dirty clothes on the floor. 3. many, many children's books. 4. many unread adult's books. 5. mint green walls. 6. unmade bed. 7. unopened mini-can of diet pepsi, warm.FOUR THINGS ON YOUR MIND: 1. my daughter. 2. my marriage. 3. money. 4. my sobriety.
i'd like to meet linny, tuck, and ming-ming, too.
jane's addiction, tricky, portishead, massive attack, zero 7, death cab for cutie, madonna, ween, tori amos, the sundays, pj harvey, liz phair, the dixie chicks, my friends' bands, my favorite alcoholic irishman sir shane macgowan and of course, the pogues--and a lot of the indie/college rock that surfaced between 1992 and 1995.if i looked anything like these celebrities, why in the world would i be here? still it's wishful thinking and a false ego boost. check it out: ain't that a dick tickle?
Imagine Me & You. (Piper Perabo is so fucking hot!! Marry me, Piper!!)
throw momma from the train, the princess bride, pieces of april, borat, waiting for guffman, kids in the hall brain candy, billy madison, magnolia (NOT steel magnolias, ya dumb bitch), dogma, clerks and clerks II, chasing amy, just about anything by kevin smith, some of gus van sant's early work, pulp fiction (of course), natural born killers.
The Shining is my life story. I KNOW what it's like to get shitfaced on invisible booze in an invisible bar and be told by an invisible butler that you must "correct" your family. I've been there.
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nip/tuck, weeds, simpsons, king of the hill, family guy
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east of eden (way before it made Oprah's Boook Club Canon), various graphic novels, candy girl, generation x, shampoo planet, girlfriend in a coma, microserfs. self-help books: it IS all his fault, of course you're angry, healthy revenge, it's ok to set things on fire, how to make everyone love you, spoiling your inner child rotten, chicken soup for the asshole, you deserve everything, think yourself sane, smoke yourself thin
only from a ny deli: suspicious cold cuts, cigarette ashes, provolone, and sputum-mayo on white. what?
My hero is Mr. T. Take it from me, he's Mr. T. And he pities the fool.
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