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I'M FROM THE FUTURE

do they really love her or do they just hate themselves?

About Me


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1. Spell your name without an E,R,S,H,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N. pthv2. Are you single? unavailable.3. What is your favorite number? 1992.4. What is your favorite color[s]? purple and green.5. Least favorite color? dusty mauve.6. What are you listening to? silence.7. Are you happy with your life right now? there's room for improvement, definitely. i'm glad i'm sober.9. What is your favorite subject in school? it was english.10. Do you shop at Abercrombie? can't afford it and the salespeople intimidate me.11. Do you have money? oh yeah, i'm famous. you may have seen me in a variety of programs, like AA, WIC and food stamps.13. Are you outgoing? sometimes.14. Are you gay? as a day in may.15. Where do you wish you were right now? someplace warmer with more money.16. What should you be doing right now? showering, getting ready to go to a meeting and work, cleaning.THE CANS: Can you blow a bubble? yes. Can you do a cartwheel? No, but i can do a split. Can you touch your toes? yes. they're in a jar of formaldehyde. i have many...would you like to touch them? Can you wiggle your ears? No. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? no.THE DIDS: Did you ever want to be a doctor? yes. Did you ever want to be a fire fighter? yes. Did you ever want to be a teacher? Yes. Did you ever break the law? Yes. Did you vote for Bush? if i did, i certainly wouldn't admit it. i did not.THE DOs: Do you like rollercoasters? Yes. Do you own a bike? yes. Do you play the lottery? yes. Do you like football? no. Do you have a shopping addiction? no. if i had the money, i would.THE DOES: Does your family have family picnics? no. Does your wallet have any pictures in it? my planner does. Does your job bring you satisfaction? Occasionally.THE LASTS: Last person you hung out with? i can't remember. i haven't really hung out with anyone in awhile. Last car ride? last night, around 9. Last text message? no cell phone. Last baby you held? fast eddie.LAST THING? What was the last thing you bought? smokes. What was the last thing you had to drink? coffee. What was the last thing you watched? i haven't watched tv in awhile, either. What was the last thing you read? kayla's answers to this survey. What was the last thing you hand wrote? i can't remember.THE WHOS: Who was the last person you talked to you on the phone? my husband. Who was the last person you took a picture with? i think rainy. Who was the last person to leave you a comment? Holly.CURRENTLY: What color shirt are you wearing? blue. Have any tattoos? no. Have any piercings? just my ears. Straight hair or curly? wavy.HAVE YOU EVER: Failed a class? yes. Thought you were pregnant? Yes. i was. Sang in front of a crowd? Not in a long time.SEVEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:1. light-up statue of an angel that would be kitschy, but it's reassuring. 2. dirty clothes on the floor. 3. many, many children's books. 4. many unread adult's books. 5. mint green walls. 6. unmade bed. 7. unopened mini-can of diet pepsi, warm.FOUR THINGS ON YOUR MIND: 1. my daughter. 2. my marriage. 3. money. 4. my sobriety.

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet linny, tuck, and ming-ming, too.

I'M FROM THE FUTURE


First thing you wash in the shower? the tiles.
What color is your favorite hoodie? claritin clear.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? if they'd lift the damn restraining order.
Do you plan outfits? i plan to replace all my clothing with duct tape and tinfoil.
How are you feeling right now? i feel like a dirty bitch.
What was the last dream you remember? i forgot.
What are you craving right now? omega-3 fatty acids.
Do you floss? i would if i had teeth.
What comes to mind when you hear .."cabbage?.." your mom.
Have you ever met a celebrity? i don't believe any of them exist. they're not real until i meet them
Were your parents strict? your mom was, but i was all, "hey bitch, cut me some slack," and she totally loosened up.
Is there anything sparkly in the room you everything's sparkly in this room.
Who sat behind you in math class in ninth grade? your mom, and she would be like, "back that shit up," and i'd say, "ssh, i'm trying to learn!"
Last thing you bought? dynamite.
Do looks matter? thank god they do, so i don't have to fuck with any of that character-building shit.
Do you own a gun? the gun owns me, sniff, sniff.
Have you been convicted of a crime? when i stole your heart.
Song in your head? Kumbaya
Song in your heart? ..die muthafucka die.
Do you have good vision? i have a vision of my foot up your ass.
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Music:

jane's addiction, tricky, portishead, massive attack, zero 7, death cab for cutie, madonna, ween, tori amos, the sundays, pj harvey, liz phair, the dixie chicks, my friends' bands, my favorite alcoholic irishman sir shane macgowan and of course, the pogues--and a lot of the indie/college rock that surfaced between 1992 and 1995.if i looked anything like these celebrities, why in the world would i be here? still it's wishful thinking and a false ego boost. check it out: ain't that a dick tickle?

Movies:

Imagine Me & You. (Piper Perabo is so fucking hot!! Marry me, Piper!!) throw momma from the train, the princess bride, pieces of april, borat, waiting for guffman, kids in the hall brain candy, billy madison, magnolia (NOT steel magnolias, ya dumb bitch), dogma, clerks and clerks II, chasing amy, just about anything by kevin smith, some of gus van sant's early work, pulp fiction (of course), natural born killers. The Shining is my life story. I KNOW what it's like to get shitfaced on invisible booze in an invisible bar and be told by an invisible butler that you must "correct" your family. I've been there.
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Television:


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Books:


Buried at PhotoCasket.com east of eden (way before it made Oprah's Boook Club Canon), various graphic novels, candy girl, generation x, shampoo planet, girlfriend in a coma, microserfs. self-help books: it IS all his fault, of course you're angry, healthy revenge, it's ok to set things on fire, how to make everyone love you, spoiling your inner child rotten, chicken soup for the asshole, you deserve everything, think yourself sane, smoke yourself thin

Heroes:

only from a ny deli: suspicious cold cuts, cigarette ashes, provolone, and sputum-mayo on white. what? My hero is Mr. T. Take it from me, he's Mr. T. And he pities the fool.
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My Blog

i’m okee, but not dokee.

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Posted by I'M FROM THE FUTURE on Fri, 02 May 2008 11:23:00 PST

argybargy blaarrgh!

argy bargy.that was the title of a squeeze album 20-something years ago.  "the indians send signals from the rocks abover the pass, the cowboys take position in the bushes and the grass, the squaw is ...
Posted by I'M FROM THE FUTURE on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:58:00 PST

modeling mama's behavior??

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Posted by I'M FROM THE FUTURE on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:37:00 PST

making everyone happy.

i did the right thing.  i did what was in my daughter’s best interest.  and i got a big fat guilt trip in return.  i don’t want her growing up thinking certain things are n...
Posted by I'M FROM THE FUTURE on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:31:00 PST

the maddest lib

if i hadn't said___________, then he wouldn't have_________.  if i wasn't so ________, then he wouldn't have __________.  if we hadn't __________, then she wouldn't have to __________be...
Posted by I'M FROM THE FUTURE on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:38:00 PST

swizzy!

how do i get there from here?
Posted by I'M FROM THE FUTURE on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:45:00 PST

yay!

ouch.  ow ow ow ow ow.  motherfucking ow, goddammit.  when will it go away???? my heart really hurts.  i'm sorry, i know i complain way too much.  but it really hurts.  i...
Posted by I'M FROM THE FUTURE on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:44:00 PST

Wowee-zowee!

When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?my initial response was, "why, i would never!"  truthfully, for the last few days, i've lulled myself to sleep by envisioning a sh...
Posted by I'M FROM THE FUTURE on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:43:00 PST

it’s what’s OUTSIDE that counts, people...

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Posted by I'M FROM THE FUTURE on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:56:00 PST

warthog-faced buffoons

andy is a shameless myspace whore.  2 profiles--and though he's a homophobe, i bet both online identities are secret lov-ers. oh my god, i should totally have an affair with myself...
Posted by I'M FROM THE FUTURE on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:04:00 PST