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Rev. SCRATCH N' SNIFF

I'VE HAD BIGGER & BETTER, BUT IT'LL DO FOR NOW

About Me

SOOOO...Here he is!! Yeah, I know what you're thinking.......I thought the same thing - They sure don't make 'em like this anymore. When he popped the question, he made me the happiest girl alive. I could never ask for anyone as special as him, who TOTALLY completes me. And it gets even better. We just found out we are expecting!! Due date is early November. More than likely we will be relocating back to Phang's native, Brunei early next year. Unfortunately my family & friends have not been as supportive as I had hoped. We've hid our relatioship for the past year only to have our happiness shot down by those closest to us. Jealousy rears it's ugly head once again. He's not only the sweetest, most handsome man I have ever been with, but he completely accepts me for me. I can't believe I got so lucky. I love you Phang.I love to go out and have a crazy and wild time. Sometimes things can get a bit out of hand. I do have a little temper that comes out (WHEN PROVOKED), but I'm pretty much harmless. Can't stand jealous, controlling, needy & clingy people. Stalkers INCLUDED.AND now I have to add that I don't appreciate sick fuckers calling me at 4am from private numbers & jerking off or whatever sick shit you were doing. In the process of getting this tracked down ASSHOLE.And since I obviously have not been clear enough, I AM NOT interested in overweight, middle aged men or just middle aged men or pudgy ones to be polite. Hate to be a bitch, but you can only be nice for so long & if you can't get the hint, I am left with no other options. Thanx, but no thanx.
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My Interests

AS OF 3/30/07, I WAS ORDAINED WITH THE UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH MONASTERY BASED OUT OF SEATTLE, WA. I AM OFFICIALLY A REVEREND ABLE TO LEGALLY PERFORM MARRIAGES, BAPTISMS, FUNERALS & LAST RITES OR ANY OTHER SORT OF LEGAL CEREMONY EXCEPT CIRCUMCISION IN THE STATE OF IOWA!Also.....Am taking donations to start my own church. Contact me about making donations. Any little bit is well appreciated & helps spread my word.DRINKING, Vacations, free vacations, money, travelling -when I get the chance, going out to eat (luv sushi), reading, gambling (especially when someone else is paying), debauchery, pornographic sculptures, basking in the sun with nice breeze, sound of ocean in background-drink in hand.....

I'd like to meet:

Love people who love to go out & have as much fun as do & don't try to ruin the party for anyone else. And like I said, can't stand jealous, controlling or manipulative people. You people can just go the hell away. As for who I don't want to meet,refer to the the last part of the "about me" section. In addtion to the things that I have not mentioned- proper personal hygiene is a must. Come on now. And good, clean teeth are a necessity.MY PRECIOUS..........FROM A PREVIOUS....ENCOUNTER
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Music:

311,Shakira,Maroon 5,HIM,

Movies:

Urban Cowboy, Themla & Louise, Washington Square, What's Eating Gibert Grape, Up in Smoke, The Notebook (ahhh-not usually romantic), Mommy Dearest,Mask NapoleonDynamite

Television:

Haven't had much time lately, but usually Wheel of Fortune, oh and yeah, Lifetime channel of course!! The Office, HUMAN GIANT, Secret Lives of Women

Books:

Books by Sylvia Browne, Joel Osteen. Trying to read 23 Minutes in HELL!!!! Kinda strange.......

Heroes:

Not made in the USA. Not really heros. Just my proof that perfection IS possible.Ville Valo... Andy Garcia- the only older guy (or MAN) that is still yummy hot.Criss Angel-Greek GODI HAD TO TAKE DOWN OLIVIER MARTINEZ...HE JUST WASN'T THAT HOT. HAD ROTTEN TEETH OR SOMETHING & IT WAS REALLY GROSSIN ME OUT. PUTTING BAM IN HIS PLACE. MUCH BETTER.OK-This ones from LA- Adam LevineI JUST LOVE MEN WITH DARK HAIR... SEXY BEAST