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M a c k e n z i e

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WHAT'S NEW
Jan 2 - New Fav. t.v. program!
Jan 12 - New Quote! New t.v. entry!
Jan 16 - New Blog entry: Stop or I'll Shoot!
Feb 2 - See interesting blog update: Political predictions - genius or foolishness?
Feb 6 - Mike Vernon Day - New contact image
Feb 7 - New Movie! Darth Vader is a Jerk!
Feb 10 - New Blog entry: Mike Vernon
Feb 12 - New Quotes!
Feb 28 - New Quote! Reverting to old contact image
Mar 5 - New Quote!
Deep Thought of the Day:
"I know enough to know that I don't know anything and that no one else does either." - (paraphrased) a quote from Bill Shatner
"Let's kill the racists... thus installing our own brand of bigotry and intolerance." - a quote begun by one person and completed by another in a bathroom stall in the Southern Alberta Institute of Technology
On the eternal value of money: "Brinks trucks don't follow the hearse" - Terry Crisp (former NHL coach)
"The challenge, with regards to parenting, is changing what the child does without changing who the child is." - Mackenzie
"You can be absolutely right and still lose absolutely." - Mackenzie
"Democracy is the art of running the zoo from the monkey cage." - H.L. Mencken
"The largest mistake that we make in our society by committee is that we assume that consensus equals correct." - Mackenzie
"In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock." - Thomas "Weezie" Jefferson
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli (liars will attribute this quote to Mark Twain - let's vote on it)
"Moral relativism is correct... until it's not." - Mackenzie
"If you party like Prince wants you to, it'll be so last century!" - Mackenzie
"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." - George S. Patton (See my sig above)
"Show me a belief system involving undisclosed levels of gnosis to attain, and I'll show you a system that'll take a leap of faith that you aren't willing to buy yet." - Mackenzie
"With childhood comes a brief grace period of ignorant bliss - when you're not aware of the pain around you. That is the most special, truly unique time. It is the core of adult lament." - Barry Privett (singer)
"The best way to oppose 'evil' is not through strident protest and negativity, but by simply creating what is 'good.'" - Unknown
"Give sincere thanks to any person who accomplishes the task of facilitating your rediscovering of some aspect of the child you used to be." - Mackenzie
"Don't hate the playa? The game only continues because of the existance of the playas, you idiot." - Do I want to claim credit for this one?
"Advice can't be aborbed by people that don't look up to anyone or think they have anything to learn." - Sarah Silverman
STUFF

My Interests

- The rebirth of the Class of Now from the fiery ashes of the passage of time, the delays of life, family, and mental incapacitation. - The Great Band Project!

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Upcoming...

Movies:

SELECTED FEATURE:
Darth Vader is a Jerk10 Things I Hate About Commandments

Television:

SELECTED FEATURE:
On January 2, 2007: An Australian television station aired a special presentation called, "Mayday: Head on Collision. It appears to be a documentary-style dramatization of a head on train crash in the United States.
Viewers tuning in this evening (the program aired at 7:30 pm local time) were warned of the show's adult content, but were not warned of the inexplicable event that was about to occur after the show returned from a commercial break.
The video seemed to glitch and jump to various points in the presentation while an audio loop continually pleaded, "Jesus Christ, help us all Lord!" This bizarre recording recording continued for almost ten minutes, while people sat in disbelief.
There was no gag.
There was no explanation.
Some viewers found it humorous:
Australia's "The Seven Network" was not laughing. It later issued the following explanation:
A Seven spokesman said a technical glitch was responsible for the religious message being broadcast in Victoria and NSW.
The spokesman said the network was always “spreading the good word”, but not in a biblical sense.
“It was a technical glitch due to an audio problem with the tape,” he said.
“The line actually is ‘Jesus Christ one of the Navarines’ and this is from the documentary.
“It was not a prank, but one of those things that happen from time to time. The tape was stuck or something glitched between 7.35pm and 7.41pm, and we did everything we could to fix the problem as quickly as possible. Once everything was sorted, the program continued.”
The whole issue could be laughed away or excused except for one problem: The repeating voice is not saying ‘Jesus Christ one of the Navarines’, as the network claimed it was. It is clearly saying, "Jesus Christ, Help us all Lord!"
That's actually where this story gets even more quizzical. The voice in question wasn't actually from the program in question at all. It was the voice of Preston Wheeler, an employee of a company contracted to help drive cargo shipments through the streets of Iraq. One day he brought his camera with him and decided to tape the convoy in action.
He saw much more action than he anticipated. View the actual recording of his last day of employment with Halliburton below.
I strongly suggest that you watch the whole clip, but... scroll to 2:07 and listen to the earnestness of Preston's plea:
It doesn't make sense, does it?
By the way, Preston did survive. Three other employees did not. View his comments on that day: YouTube link
thanks to Tim Boucher and YouTube for the details on this mystery.

Books:

Non fiction normally. In fact, the material I usually like to read is more textbook in nature than entertainment.

Heroes:

I find people to be too falible to worship... to emulate? that I have no prob with. Right now I'm emulating... to heck with it! This one time let's talk about my HERO .

My Blog

Jasper Avenue's Secret

This will probably only make sense if you are a resident of Edmonton. Alberta. Even then, it may not make sense. There is a secret afoot and, if you know of it... it will literally "save" you. Do you ...
Posted by M a c k e n z i e on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:58:00 PST

Mike Vernon

The year was 1989 and my hockey team, the Calgary Flames had made it past their first round opponent, the Vancouver Canucks. It's amazing how you can establish a vested interest in the silliest things...
Posted by M a c k e n z i e on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 11:17:00 PST

BOOM - What just happened?

Uh. I didn't sleep too well last night. Correction: I was sleeping well last night, and then "BOOOOOOOOOOOM"! I checked. It was just after 3am this morning when I was awoken by a HUGE noise. I live i...
Posted by M a c k e n z i e on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:51:00 PST

Political predictions - genius or foolishness? (updated)

Blogarrhea: Nostrudumbness!!! - Part One Forewarning: if you have no reason to be interested in Canadian politics, please stop reading now! These are predictions only. I do not have any insider info...
Posted by M a c k e n z i e on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 07:40:00 PST

Stop or I'll Shoot!

Blogarrhea: Regular or Unleaded?I was standing there&&face to barrel. A police issue piston waving in my direction. Loaded and cocked, all that stood between me and a shower of lead was the itchy trig...
Posted by M a c k e n z i e on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST

I got to yell at a cop today (and survive)

Yes. I yelled and yelled, and then he told me he was a cop. Like a scene out of the television show C.O.P.S., he forced me to the ground face first... my hands cuffed behind my back. I saw the earth a...
Posted by M a c k e n z i e on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:35:00 PST

Quit thanking God

Blogarrhea: Early November Blahs... (sigh) I need to get something off my chest. I can trust you, right? I did it again. I started my journal. They used to always tell me, your memory's going to go ...
Posted by M a c k e n z i e on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:54:00 PST

Go Ahead... BLOG! I Dare you!

So... what the #$#@$ am I supposed to put here? Do you feel it? Do you feel the pressure to blog? It's so easy. There's that handy lil link to push over there. They couldn't have dumbed down the proce...
Posted by M a c k e n z i e on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:10:00 PST