Andy - zerstören profile picture

Andy - zerstören

Next to the spotlight but I never step in it

About Me

Name's Andy, Stroh, Andreas the Eternally Wasted, and countless other nicknames that have been thought up over the years
I'll talk to pretty much anyone
You don't fuck with me I won't fuck with you
My mates are people I'll never forget. Every last one of them have kept me sane, or sometimes even alive, in some form or another. Because of that I sometimes get a little too protective of the people I care about
I have a very twisted mind
I don't trust easily, don't take it personally
Fire pretty
The rules on my blog are all based on life experience, that is something done, said, or suggested. Hence I will obey most of them
I really wouldnt call myself sane
And i seriously doubt you would either
Jack Daniels....best. drink. ever.
When I get wasted off Stella I develop about 8 different personalities apparently....including King Arthur
...or get booted out of a club at the shameful time of nine o clock
....stella and me don't mix well
I occasionally come out with jokes that you only laugh at coz they're lame. Actually, make that frequently
If I remember the date of your birthday without asking more than once then count yourself lucky
Yeh my memory is shit
My mood sometimes changes faster than you can blink
I laugh when I'm feeling my very worst, and if you can actually tell I'm feeling bad, then you've known me a while, are ver perceptive, or I'm very drunk
I'm wierd....and this is where you say "no shit shirlock"
Free Dark creepy layouts at DarkestPoint.com

My Interests

Likes
Drinking with friends
Being with friends in general
Music
The smell of burning wood
Gigs
The Comrades club in ormskirk coz wierd things happen there lol
Poetry....dont. say. a word
Science....yeh so what
Hates
wHeN pOePlE TaLk LiKe ThIs.....really whats the point
That dude who thinks Busted is heavy metal
Coconut....I hate it
Cheese cake
The teletubbies....they're scary....shut up
Them chavs that tell you how they'll kick your head in while walking away

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anyone who is good to talk to...

Music:

Dimmu Borgir
Drowning pool
Cradle of Filth
Trivium
Static X
Hotwire
Metallica
Element 80
Megadeath
In flames
CKY
Lacuna Coil
Arch Enemy
Nightwish
Blink 182
BFMV
Sum 41
Slipknot
Slipknot
Naglfar
Bathory
Anthrax
Devil Driver
Stabbing westward
The verve
Breed 77
Killswitch engage
Anthrax
M Manson
Slayer
Bowling for soup
Can't think of the rest lol

Movies:

Bride of chucky
The Matrix (all three)
Terminator (all three)
Worng turn
Freddy vs Jason
I spy
Underworld
Scream
I robot
Day after tomorrow
phone booth
and a truck load of others that I can't think of right now

Television:

Simpsons, Friends, BTVS, Red Dwarf, Men behaving badly, The OC can't really think of any others right now.

Books:

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by Douglas Adams (I think) and the several books that followed it.

Heroes:

None, I like a lot of people but I wouldn't call any of them a hero to me.

My Blog

The rules

Well its been a fun coupla weeks i do say. But all good things come to an end sadlyMy experiences led me to make the following rules (and when I say make I mean John recited them and coerced me into w...
Posted by Andy - zerstören on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:28:00 PST

The Plan

This is a plan I recently came up with that combines revenge for students with my perfect way of dying.   First of all, examiners. I am going to kill all examiners that decided that coursework wa...
Posted by Andy - zerstören on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:19:00 PST

insanity

ive just heard off something i was watching that insanity/madness is defined as performing the same task over and over and expecting different results therefore students are, by definition, insane and...
Posted by Andy - zerstören on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:00:00 PST

confused over nothing

you are warned, im actually thinking, you know thats never a good sign   was just thinking about probably the worst question to ever be thinking about. where did nothing come from?   i mean ...
Posted by Andy - zerstören on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 04:45:00 PST

god

okay, this is my brain attempting to get intelligent enough to go back to a levels after a summer of working in a box factory, so be warned this may be confusing/just down right wierd   i was won...
Posted by Andy - zerstören on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 01:47:00 PST