El GRAN ZURCO

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In lieu of labeling individuals (whilst not my predilection) here is my best effort to briefly summarize who I am and what I think of by category:1. Health: Like to run and exercise. But If I could I’ll eat everything with MayoKetchup or Hot Sauce. Note: Taco Bell’s Hot Sauce is not really hot sauce. 2. Scientific: I’m 82% water, 7% fat, 9% protein, rest Amino acids, and on the weekends less than 0.1% alcohol if driving, more if not. 3. Statistically: On any given day 8% of the time I’m partially naked. 3 out of 4 times I get a beer instead of a drink. 4. Socially: I go out when I get a chance, not naked, and most of the time I’m 50% politically incorrect. Don’t like going into poorly ventilated bars. I feel like a mosquito sitting on a lighted cobra. 5. Theological: I believe in God and pray often. World is my Church (no joke here). 6. Crypto zoological: I believe in El Chupacabras. Have u ever gone to el Yunque at night and seen the red eyes? Awesome and scary stuff!!! 7. Political: Who can suck more? Politicians or El Chupacabras. Talk among yourselves (Oight!). 8. Psychological: Some Experts (ie, my friends) say I give stiff competition to Planters Mascot. He might not be America’s #1 nut. 9. Work Life balance: Still searching for proof of its existence. 10. Entertainment: Love music except bachata (seriously we must rally and lobby against it), played and studied piano. 11. Environmentally: The planet is okay. We are screwed!!! 12. Trigonometry: Puerto Ricans still need to understand what is a freaking line!!!!!!! 13. Love: Ce ne pas problem. 14. Meditation: More often than I should I wonder what is the “Yoo-hoo” drink really made off. Ever wonder? 15. Not so fun fact about myself: I have been compared to Sebastian from the Little Mermaid because I make too much “muecas” with my lips. :(