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Treacle Parkin

Don't hate me because I'm Beautiful

About Me

I'm stoic and not easily bored. Possessing a firm but yet supple disposition. I was born to the outdoors. Rolling cultivated fields in rural lands are like home to me but I am not unfamiliar with the pleasures of the nightlife or the elegance of sophisticated faire. Life has not been a rose bed but I have faced those crucibles with a resolve as rigid as having a wooden pole for a backbone. A feature which some ladies have found somewhat, shall we say, alluring?Find me in the corn rows and be my friend!

My Interests

Birding (Crows in particular), Nature, the Theater, the Arts, Sky Diving, Sailing, Scuba, Fly Fishing, Fine Dining, Wine Tasting, Horse Racing, Formula One, Glider Flight, Mountain Climbing, Raves, Clubbing --- pretty much everything that doesn't involve fire or spontaneous combustion...

I'd like to meet:

L. Frank Baum, Ray Bulger, Washington Irving, Ichabod Crane, and Lindsay Lohan (she's looking pretty good as a scarecrow)

Music:

Anything with less bass which tends to rattle my head.

Movies:

The Wizard of Oz, Pumpkinhead, Children of the Corn II (very erotic), The Legend of Sleepy Hollow and Titanic (the scene on the bow of the ship -- "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!")

Television:

None, every spring the cable gets plowed under

Books:

Helloooo! It's Like, the New Millenium! Print is dead.

Heroes:

The Headless Horseman and Rosey O'Donald

My Blog

Friends, Please Read this Notice ~~~

To All the Beautiful Ladies on MySpace....I am sorry but I will be climbing from my pole for a short walkabout. Fishing season is at hand. I will return in the Fall to continue scaring the crows from ...
Posted by Treacle Parkin on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:08:00 PST