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Shorty

Pitying The Fool...

About Me

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Basics:
Name: James
Date of Birth: 10/09/1983
Birthplace: Essendon
Current Location: East Keilor
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Heritage: Australian/Ukrainian
Piercings: Nope
Tattoos: Mmm...Wouldn't You Like To Know!
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Alice In Chains
Song: Down In A Hole (Unplugged)
Movie: Shawshank Redemption
Disney Movie: Peter Pan
TV show: Mythbusters
Color: Blue
Food: Pancakes With Fruit Salad
Pizza topping: Cheese
Ice-Cream Flavor: All Of Them!
Drink (alcoholic): Vodka & Tonic
Soda: Solo
Store: David Jones
Clothing Brand: Tough... There's Far To Many!
Shoe Brand: Wrong Question To Ask Me!
Season: Spring
Month: September
Holiday/Festival: Christmas
Flower: Roses, But Not Red Ones
Make-Up Item: Mmm... Good Moisturiser
Board game: Cluedo
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Day
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: In Person
Looks or personality: Both - Looks Get The Attention... Personality Retains It!
Coffee or tea: Tea
Hot or cold: Cold
Your:
Goal for this year: Finish My Final Year Of Uni With A Good Result
Most missed memory: Making New Friends In First Year
Best physical feature: Mmm... I Think My Eyes Are Ok
First thought waking up: Oh... I Feel Like Crap... Again!
Hypothetical personality disorder: Heartonsleeve-itis
Preferred type of plastic surgery: None
Sesame street alter ego: Cookie Monster
Fairytale alter ego: Peter Pan
Most stupid remark: When Don't I Say Something Stupid
Worst crime: None
Greatest ambition: To Become A Highly Respected Foot & Ankle Surgery
Greatest fear: Waking Up Without A Family
Darkest secret: Enjoying Dressing Up
Favorite subject: Fashion
Strangest received gift: A Crystal
Worst habit: Chewing My Nails
Do You:
Smoke: No
Drink: Yes
Curse: Yes... Bad Habit #2
Shower daily: Of Cause
Like thunderstorms: Love Them
Dance in the rain: Actually I Would In The Right Mood
Sing: Try To... But I Really Suck
Play an instrument: Yep... My Guitar
Get along with your parents: Try To... But It Is Really Hard
Wish on stars: When I Was Younger
Believe in fate: Kinda... Karma More Like It
Believe in love at first sight: Sure Do... Soppy But True
Can You:
Drive: Yeap
Sew: Try To
Cook: Sure Do
Speak another language: Bits And Pieces
Dance: Try To... But I Need Lessons
Sing: Try Again... But Suck
Touch your nose with your tongue: I Wish
Whistle: Yep
Curl your tongue: Yes I Can!
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Heaps... Some Good Times
Been Stoned/High: Mmm... maybe
Eaten Sushi: Love It
Been in Love: Yeah Kinda
Skipped school: Heaps
Made prank calls: Once Or Twice
Sent someone a love letter: Yep... Romantic At Heart
Stolen something: Does Nibbling In The Fresh Fruit Aisle Count?
Cried yourself to sleep: Mmm... No Comment
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Blatant Cockness That Makes Other's Feel Small
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? When I Fall Asleep
Name three things you can't live without: Family, Friends & Good Food
What is the color of your room? White... Boring!
Do you have any siblings? One... My Beautiful Sister
Do you have any pets? A Cat... But I Don't Really Like Cats
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? No... I Could Never Hate Someone That Much
What is you middle name? My Dad's Name... Romney
What are you nicknames? Shorts, Shorty, Senior, Jimmy
Are you for or against gay marriage? Mmm... Not Really Sure
What are your thoughts ..ion? It Needs To Be An Option In Dire Events
Do you have a crush on anyone? Sure Do
Are you afraid of the dark? Sometimes
How do you want to die? In A Blaze Of Glory!
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Four... Soft!
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Without A Second Thought
What is the last law you’ve broken? Speeding Laws
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Brunette
Eye color: All Colours Are Beautiful
Height Shorter Than Me
Weight Athletic... Lets Be Honest... Not Fat And Not Skinny
Most important physical feature: Smile
Biggest turn-off Swearing
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My Interests

Cycling; Playing guitar; BBQ's with my mates; hanging out with my uni mates who i adore! Hanging out and just being...not having to do anything - slothfulness is great!

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Alba - So she can teach me to dance like she did in Honey then i can take her out to dinner! And all the people in the photos below - it has been a privledge

Music:

All music is good music! Anything from jazz to german metal is in my collection... however i seem not to have country music! Give me a CD and i will listen to it!

Movies:

Any movie is worth seeing Honestly tho can't go passed old B&W films like Rear Window and Breakfast At Tiffany's... truly where have the women of that kinda class gone?

Television:

Top Gear, Mythbusters, House, Heroes (maybe Grey's Anatomy - this season is average!) are about all i watch, unless i just sit blankly in front of the TV

Books:

Books? Like reading? I have many leather bound books... and my office smells like rich mahogany! I have read in the past... but i try to steer clear of unnecessary mental exhaustion!

Heroes:

People who save lives... no need for masks or capes... just the ability to care!

My Blog

Final Week and One Day To Go

Hey people... great to see you all at the ball and for those of you who made it to Jess'.Well i'm at the end of my final week here at Barwon Health and boy has it be eventful for the last 8 weeks!So f...
Posted by Shorty on Thu, 31 May 2007 08:05:00 PST

Week 5 & I Wish I Could Report Something Awesome!

Hey guys...IT'S ALMOST BALL TIME!!! YAY!So its week 5 down here in Geelong and everything seems to be going swimmingly! Clients come in (sometimes very late), clients go out! Nothing unusual about tha...
Posted by Shorty on Sun, 13 May 2007 04:32:00 PST

Week Three

Not much to report from the slightly cloudy Gee-Town! Currently i'm seeing about 9 or so patients per day and most often having them out in 15 minutes... that's right folks! Unfortunately i've been to...
Posted by Shorty on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:32:00 PST

Week Two

Well well... posting number one! It's week two of my placement with Barwon Health and boy have i been travelling around! The drive from Melbourne is fine and the travelling to and from the various sit...
Posted by Shorty on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:52:00 PST