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kristen USA

i use antlers in all of my decorating

About Me

WELL... i'm all ass, no class. i'm crazy but not insane - it's a thin line, you know. i have an extensive vocabulary that includes many dirty words. i like a good chuckle. i don't like it when people are too big for their britches. i'm definately into alone time. i use a lot of salt. i'm terrible at calling people back, and it's only sometimes personal. i don't believe in "tmi" - lay it on me. i especially don't believe in people who use the phrase "tmi". i take too long in the shower. i don't get why you would want to brag about never reading. i make wishes on fallen eyelashes and 11:11. i'm not very fussy. i can be quite the procrastinator. i cannot be relied upon to choose where we're going to hang out because i'm cool either way. i haven't seen a lot of the movies you're supposed to have seen, such as "rocky". i think it would be funny if i was a civil war buff. i have no sense of direction, so you can keep telling me which town is by your town but i still probably won't know. eventually i may feign recognition, but this will be a lie. i used to cringe at animals dressed as humans, but now i celebrate them. i am deeply enthusiastic about nerd culture - nothing gets me going like talk of orcs and shit. sometimes i wake up late and don't pay attention to my appearance, and then i look in a mirror later and realize i look like an extra orphan in some low budget production of "annie". it really gets my goat when people who don't know me and are not little old ladies address me using pet names. style="position:fixed; left:0px; top: 0px;" border="0"

My Interests

cherry blossom trees, shoes i don't have to tie - vans, i'm looking at you, half-price sushi and sake nights, hair, getting all the free shit i can, being around positive people, argyle socks, driving and driving and driving and listening to music, learning, baby elephants, on-the-fly choreography, cultures both pop and sub, crafts, crimelibrary.com, friends n fam, aesthetics, when babies yawn, books in bed, black coffee and interesting tea.

I'd like to meet:

smart people with strong handshakes. but with clowns like these around, who's got the energy?!

Music:

i'm trying to mentally picture my ipod list and cd case...cursive, my chemical romance, fall out boy, far, nas, regina spektor, descendents, poison the well, the misfits, the get up kids, he is legend, emily haines, the pixies, junior senior, bad religion, underoath, cartel, arcade fire, outkast, radiohead, the beatles, the beach boys, the cure, muse, the shins, justin timberlake, queen, weezer, johnny cash, les savy fav, the cribs, minus the bear, the sounds, lupe fiasco, bjork, murder by death, broken social scene, joy division, al green, ghostface, belle & sebastian, against me, taking back sunday, maiden, tenacious d, reggie and the full effect, at the drive in, cold war kids, lcd soundsystem, the postal service, ludacris, every time i die, rufus wainwright, head automatica, elliot smith, duran duran, shai hulud, glassjaw, amy winehouse, smashing pumpkins, midtown, deftones, lily allen, brand new, fiona apple, alkaline trio, modest mouse, faith no more, saves the day, afi, coheed and cambria, sandwich (you know the one)...hey, not a bad job.

Movies:

mostly just roadhouse.

Television:

tv shows on dvd, like six feet under, so what are supposed to be cliffhangers just become bathroom breaks. on actual tv, absolutely not that gameshow where howie mandel looks like a magician.

Books:

helter skelter, the virgin suicides, a clockwork orange, house of leaves, the shining, harry potter and the ..., various sedaris (both of em), dahl, palahniuk, shakespeare, oh god i can't list things anymore! ask if you want.

Heroes:

martha and liza...plus everyone i care about is pretty heroic in one way or another.

My Blog

it's been a hot minute

40 of the most Spontaneous Questions Ever, BE HONEST..1. Where were you 1 hour ago?mccormick's con coworkers2. Who will be your next kiss?hell if i know3. What are you most excited about right now?i g...
Posted by kristen USA on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:27:00 PST

big week for me apparently

1.) Where were you when the ball dropped for 2007?at home with my family, then i went out2.) How did you get the idea for your myspace name?i was inspired by a great man who tried to woo me (read: get...
Posted by kristen USA on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 02:29:00 PST

got that itis!

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said?i distinctly remember thinking "holy shit", because the hair on one side of my head was sticking straight up2. Whe...
Posted by kristen USA on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:49:00 PST

bigun

108 Questions Some People Wouldn't Think To Ask! 001. When's the last time you ran? a while ago.  i'm really good at it though, and i look great doing it002. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and h...
Posted by kristen USA on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:27:00 PST

because cuteoverload can only keep me busy for so long

1. Song that always makes you sad? "samson" by regina spektor.  just kill me whydontcha.2. Last thing you bought? newspapers for work this morning3. Last person you argued with? eh...negotiations...
Posted by kristen USA on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:52:00 PST

another? really?

Whats your name spelt backwards? netsirkWhat did you do last night? had the best date with mike shopping and dinner, at which point liaan joined, and we went to dolls to meet up with katie and bryanTh...
Posted by kristen USA on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:18:00 PST

get into it

1. Where is your dad right now?downstairs watching tv2. Last time you kissed someone? a while ago3. What is something you've learned about yourself recently? that i refuse to settle for less than i ne...
Posted by kristen USA on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 06:33:00 PST

shoot the j

1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank?gin and tonic last night 2. Do you follow college football?please 3. How many miles does your car have on it?73xxx 4. Who was the last person to send y...
Posted by kristen USA on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:56:00 PST

like you don't know.

Body: [ NOW ]Current mood: alrightCurrent hair: wetCurrent clothes: bathrobe...oh my!Current annoyance: nothing reallyCurrent smell: squeaky clean meCurrent thing I should be doing: i guess putting ac...
Posted by kristen USA on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:27:00 PST

.$%&^*!

How do you take your steak?i don'tWho was the last person to call you?strauss auto bodyTo send you a Myspace message?sarahLast person you rode in a car with?my dad Have you ever been to Oregon?nopeWha...
Posted by kristen USA on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 06:08:00 PST