You scored as Friedrich Nietzsche. Well you're an egotistical maniac, and you are so very iconoclastic that you probably are currently lost in a post-modern Jupiter, I mean jungle of self-definition.Don't let it get you down though, someday, through a willful onslaught of reinterpretation of dated forms and ideas, you will strike on something that passes as remotely new, and people WILL be into it on the basis of how hip it is alone. Also, the average espresso drinker looks up to you.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Hugh Hefner
Stephen Hawking
Dante Alighieri
Miyamoto Musashi
Jesus Christ
Elvis Presley
C.G. Jung
Sigmund Freud
Steven Morrissey
Charles Manson
O.J. Simpson
Adolf Hitler
Mother Teresa
Let's make this a really long list. Ron Sexsmith. Zappa. Mark Kozelek. Ween. Ben Folds. Eagle Buckett. Fantomas. Negativland. Atom. Erik Satie. Erik Satin. Henry Mancini. Sly Stone. Nick Cave. Brazzaville. Eagles of Death Metal. Queens of the Stone Age. XTC. Jaga Jazzist. Out Hud. Lefty Frizzell. Jellyfish. RZA. GZA. Cut Chemist. ZZ Top. Tipsy. David Bowie. RD Burman. Queen. Curtis Mayfield. Thin Lizzy. Carpenters. Howlin Wolf. Johnny Cash. Kaada. Feist. Bernie Worrell. Bill Monroe. Morrissey. Tom Waits. Secret Chiefs. Raconteurs. Broken Social Scene. Pinback. Cab Calloway. Ghostface. Burt Bacharach. Cal Tjader. Mr. Bungle. Norman Whitfield. Harry Nilsson. Leon Redbone. Stereolab. Konk. Gorillaz. Led Zeppelin. Dengue Fever. Bob James. Bob Marley. Bob Wills. Devo. TRex. The JBs. Spoon. Melvins. Lee Perry. Hemanta Mukherjee. Horace Andy. Leonard Cohen. Tim "love" Lee. Tribe Called Quest. Drums and Tuba. Robyn Hitchcock. Paul Weller. Cody Chesnutt. Flanger. Mars Volta. Fatback Band. Sam Prekop. Sleep. Stravinsky, Hylozoists, Sufjan Stevens, Amy Winehouse, Simple Kid, Interpol, Wilco. Nails being pulled out of wood. "Bad" weather. Deuce dropping. Republicans patting their robertsons and mitting their romneys. Democrats philling their angelides.
Fauxhawkalypse Now!
Tennis,Anyone?II The Second Serving (I just found out there is ACTUALLY a movie called "Tennis, Anyone", which is rediculous)
I like televisions. I like The Soup. Three Sheets. Kitchen Nightmares.
The Gospel According to Mary Magdalene (According to RAW), Jitterbug Perfume (Robbins), The Historical Illuminatus Chronicles (RAW), Critical Path (Fuller), Perdurabo (Kaczynski), You Are Here (Harmon), Visual Explanations (Tufte), GOP 100: Deconstructing Dumbo (Thomas Fuchs, Felix Sockwell), Album Covers from the Vinyl Junkyard
"Shit and religion always stinking together." Ezra Pound
"I'm not convinced that faith can move mountains, but I've seen what it
can do to skyscrapers." - William Gascoyne
"This is where the invisible forces come into play. These occult powers are unseen because no man looks at them. People search for heroes and heroines and villains; they do not recognize the causes that actually propel events." - Luigi Ducci