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Side affects may include dry mouth, nausia, brain damage, loss of vision, heart failure, bleeding gums, euphoria, leaky bowels, shortness of breath, poor gas milage, chronic diarrhea, delusions of grandeur, leprosy, impotence, vomiting, indigo children, genetic mutation, zombie apocalypse, unusual bleeding, bubonic plague, higher interest rates, frothy discharge, mad cow disease, allergic reaction, hellfire and brimstone, SARS, loss of teeth, rectal bleeding, kidney failure, gremlins, dry cracked skin, the itis, ruptured spleen, erections lasting longer than eight hours, racial profiling, propagation, spontanious lactation, miraculous conception, athletes foot, gingivitis, bloody stool, liver failure, prostate enlargement, codependency, infra-red vision, chemical dependency, mass production, Tourette's syndrome, psychoneurosis, vertigo, gout, urinary tract infection, spinal meningitis, loss of hearing, dandruff, violent outbursts, suicidal and/or homocidal tendencies, and in a some cases spontaneous human combustion. If you have a history of mental illness, retardation, heart or liver disease, bad breath, or poor social skills please consult a physician before using.