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I am a human being, married with children(hairy and scaly children). I have a job, a husband, and a home. How have I changed? Well, I suppose you will just have to contact me through one of my many ports of contact - this page, email, IM, AIM, Yahoo 360, telephone, mail(that's my favorite: The screen names are all pretty similar to my url. Ask me questions and find out what you want to know.Here's where I ask YOU why you would want to know anything about me. Well, I don't really have an answer for that. I am very frequent in changing my mind about STUFF, different stuff. Sometimes you have to keep going after the answer to something to get a constant one from me. I like change - at least in most areas of my existance. Aging kind of sucks....whoever invented the MAGNIFIED MIRROR - may just have to be assasinated, if they aren:t dead already. There is no point, unless I get a splinter on my face. Let's face it, there are only 2 ways to get a splinter on one's face: You fall into wood OR you get wood smacked in your face.Yep, I am now babbling, or whatever the word would be for typing on and on about nothing in particular. Yeah, just talk to me, if you want...or don't. Whatever's clever, I don't care. This is a way for me to pass time, and I don't have to have gas in my tank to do it. I only have to keep the internet bill paid so I may remain ONLINE.So, I am not very computer savvy. I cannot find a way to make the text in my interest section easier to see. If you have any great ideas, let me know. I changed the color in Profile Editor, and it changed everything, except the text. Ahhhhhh!My fifth grade teacher once told me how to spell assume..."If you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME." So, don't do it. You wanna know, just ask. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. I think there are quite a few stupid people in the world, including ME- not because of their intelligence level, but because of the opinions. I know, "everyone is entitled to their own opinion." But I can't remember anyone saying that I had to like them. I probably won't hate you. "Hate is a strong word but I really, really, really" probably won't like you. It would take a certain, intense something for me to HATE you: