Please Johann, Don't Hurt 'Em

About Me

Love Comedies! Nothing better than a great laugh. I'm a geek. I'm into piercings, tattoos and some rituals (suspensions). Pretty relaxed guy, take things as they are. No need to fake the funk, just shake what's in the trunk!
What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you sexy? Your hips
What makes you pretty? Everything
What makes you loveable? How sexy you are
What makes you fun? Your adventurous nature
What makes you irresistable? Your individuality
What makes you cute? The way you walk

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My Interests

Music is numero uno. Piercings and tat's. I'm not a heavily modded guy, I know I wouldn't look good heavily modded. I work for SBC Communications and on the side I DJ sometimes. Good food, good times, good goly! Sushi. Anime. Cuteoverload.com

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm, take what I said about me and someone close to it. Not very picky, I take people as they are because that's how they are. But you need to be able to tell a good joke or be funny. Need to know more about me? Just contact me...

Music:

80's New Wave. The Cure. Guns N Roses. Frank Sinatra. Space Hog. Aqua. Happy Hardcore. Jungle. Some Trance. House. Breaks. Green Day, Offspring. Thrice Devo. Oingo Boingo, Maddness. Hip Hop. The Killers, Glass Jaw & Head Automatica. Frou Frou.New Linkin Park!

Movies:

The Crow. The Nightmare Before Christmas. Boondock Saints. Lord Of The Rings. Star Wars. Matrix. Cowboy Bebop: Knocking On Heaven's Door. My Cousin Vinnie. Tommy Boy. X Men. Spiderman. Sam Raimi films. Hitch. Brain Donors

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, King Of The Hill, Futurama, The O.C.

Books:

Lord Of The Rings. (I'm A Geek). Dr. Seuss. Farenheit 451. The Harry Potter Series. Where The Red Fern Grows. Maniac Magee. Chronicles Of Narnia. Good Omens. Terry Pratchett books. Currently reading "American Gods" by Neil Gaiman

Heroes:

The Flash And Green Lantern, Sherlock Holmes

My Blog

NY Journal

Day 1: When we got our bags through the x-ray, it was weird that they confiscated my bro's hair gel and shaving cream but let him keep his razor.We had a layover in Dallas, and I hate taking off. When...
Posted by Please Johann, Don't Hurt 'Em on Tue, 15 May 2007 08:53:00 PST

Rant Rant

So my uncle went back to the hospital. He recently had 1/3 of his lung removed because of cancer. Sometimes I think about just yelling at him. He's been warned many times by doctors, he saw my grandma...
Posted by Please Johann, Don't Hurt 'Em on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:18:00 PST

I need a real life

I am so utterly fucking depressed right now. I feel so horrible. I need a more social life, I need contact with people. Monday Im going to talk to my boss about working a midshift instead of night sh...
Posted by Please Johann, Don't Hurt 'Em on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:37:00 PST

Do you want to be a super hero!?

So it all started with Wes and I at Wizard Con, someone asked if we would like to join the contest of "Who Want's To Be A Superhero", we had both signed up. I got a call Monday to come in on Tu...
Posted by Please Johann, Don't Hurt 'Em on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:14:00 PST

An ode to those that treat me like a disease

To those that treat me like a disease because of who I dated, you suck. Some of you were there or knew that I was being hurt or destroyed and you stood quiet or apart from me. When I was told "let's ...
Posted by Please Johann, Don't Hurt 'Em on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 02:56:00 PST

June 20th was my Bday

Thank you to for the Bday greetings. My mom called the day before my bday to greet me, I always loathe her calls. First she sent me an email to expect her call, it's been 26 years since I've been born...
Posted by Please Johann, Don't Hurt 'Em on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate being single

I hate watching movies alone, I hate doing things alone. Every day I go to work is just dull from start to end, and sadly enough, nothing happens before, after or during. Life is just dull. Everyt...
Posted by Please Johann, Don't Hurt 'Em on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Show you care

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Desc...
Posted by Please Johann, Don't Hurt 'Em on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST