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Janis

If you allow compassion to spring from your heart, the fire of anger will die right away.

About Me

Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0My name is Janis. I have the greatest husband in the entire world. And for those of you that know us know that we are perfect for each other. I also love tattoos and piercings. I like to read magazines and books about tattoos and piercings. I love music. I love staying up all nite and discussing in depth things. I love making people laugh. I like getting the cats strung out on catnip. I love my friends and family and I have a big heart. I don't always seem like it but I would help anyone out whenever I can. I hate dieting but I like the end result. I hardly ever finish a sentence. And sometimes I like to start stories in the middle and expect you to be able to keep up. And i love my kitties very much they have their own page to you can find them here http://www.catster.com/?302579 I have one dream that stands out above all other dreams. I want the world to break out into a musical one day, and have the greatest fucking musical that anyone has ever seen. If you see me and you break out into song and dance I will love you forever. I might even chain you up in my basement to amuse me from time to time...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?: elyoc sinaj
What did you do last night?: watched south park new season
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: porn? maybe
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: no
Last time you swam in a pool?: years
What are you wearing?: tshirt and jeans its my trademark
How many cars have you owned?: 3
Type of music you dislike most?: country
Are you registered to vote?: yes
Do you have cable?: yes
What kind of computer do you use?: emachines its all pieced together
Ever made a prank phone call?: yeah
You like anyone right now?: yeah
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: don't know haven't been high enough to know if i'm afraid of heights
Furthest place you ever traveled?: kentucky
What's your favorite comic strip?: Get Fuzzy
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: no
Shower, morning or night?: morning
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Favorite pizza toppings?: cheese
Chips or popcorn?: chips
What cell phone provider do you have?: cingular
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: no
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: no
Orange Juice or apple?: oj
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: stacy and linda
favorite chocolate bar?: caramello...it's an orgasm in foil
Who is your longest friend and how long?: katy 10 yrs
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: last week
Have you ever won a trophy?: yeah
Favorite arcade game?: ms. pacman
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: no
Sprite or 7-UP?: sprite
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: yes
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: we don't have one
Ever thrown up in public?: yeah carnival
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: i found true love so give me my money
Do you believe in love at first sight?: yes and no
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: Jimmy
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: yes
What message is on your voicemail machine?: i don't know i don't call it
Where would you like to go right now?: bowling
Whats the name of your pet?: jaybird
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: don't have one
What do you think about most?: what the hell am i going to do tonite?
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My Interests

Tattoos, Piercings, trying new things, writing/poetry, burlesque, photography, artsy fartsy things, time travelling, space travel, making up stories for people that I see (I like to pretend ppl aren't assholes and are actually more interesting then they seem)

I'd like to meet:

Paul Mooney, Quentin Tarantino, Uma Thurman, Luda, Marilyn Manson, Charles Manson, Larry Flynnt, Betty White, people who are cool and enjoy tattoos and piercings as much as I do!!!!Your results:
You are Catwoman Catwoman 90% Green Lantern 75% Iron Man 65% Robin 60% Wonder Woman 58% The Flash 55% Supergirl 53% Superman 40% Spider-Man 40% Batman 40% Hulk 40% You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

Music:

Juliette and the Licks, System of a Down, Luda, Velvet Revolver, RAGE, Sublime, Janis, Jimi, The Doors, The Ramones, Black Flag, Fiona Apple, Black Label Society, Sex Pistols, L7, Static X, Manson, N.E.R.D.,Mudhoney, Melvins,Nirvana, Hole, A radio with guts and whole bunches of other stuff i can't remember right now

Movies:

Fight Club, Snatch, Boondock Saints, Hedwig and the angry inch, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Reservoir Dogs, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Some like it Hott, Saved, Be Cool, anything with Charlton Heston is an instant classic! And crappy SciFi movies. You know like the original Dune!

Television:

Ninja Warrior, MXC, SCRUBS, UFC, CSI, Discovery and TLC they always have prison shows on, Game show network rocks especially MATCH GAME. And VH1 always magically sucks me into there crap.

Books:

Anything by Jack Kerouc or Kurt Vonnegut JR. Maybe one day a book written by me.

Heroes:

My Pap greatest man to ever grace the earth with his presence. He taught me alot in the short amount of time that we had.

El Loco Moto
People Iced: Sixteen
Car Bombs Planted: One
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Eleven
Eyes Gouged: Twenty One
Tongues Cut Off: One
Biggest Enemy: El Loco Moto
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My Blog

Fucking Nextel

Ok so I just had a lady from Nextel call and wants us to get business cell phones. So she gives me her number and tells me to have my manager call her back. And I told her that wasn't going to happen....
Posted by Janis on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:51:00 PST

Tina Bitches!!!! You know the one

Ok so I don't care who knows it. But I fucking love Tina Turner. Ok go with me on this. She's how old now? And her legs are insured by like Hane's or some shit, she can fucking sing, and she always ha...
Posted by Janis on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:24:00 PST

Funny couple days

Ok so I have to share this cuz it seems almost unreal that any of this happened. So Monday me and Jess go to lowes to get a wheelbarrow and a lawnmower. Nothing too exciting right? WRONG!!! There...
Posted by Janis on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:16:00 PST

WBC

Westboro Baptist Church is going to protest at the funerals of the victims from Virginia Tech. They are protesting, because god caused this to happen. We are living in sin, so he sent a little asian b...
Posted by Janis on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:22:00 PST

R.I.P. Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr passed away at the age of 84. For those of you who don't know who this man is, I suggest going to the library or borders and getting yourselves a copy of Cat's Cradle, or Slaughterhou...
Posted by Janis on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:20:00 PST

NINJA WARRIOR

Ok so I'm posting this for all of you that don't know about the greatest show ever!!! Which would be NINJA WARRIOR! It is on G4 tv every weeknite at 6:30 and 10:30! And yes after watching this show yo...
Posted by Janis on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:23:00 PST

Addition to sleeve!!!!

Alright bitches here it is...the latest addition and gives you a better idea of how the whole thing is looking at this point!! I love it, if you don't, your only lying to yourself!!!! Let me know what...
Posted by Janis on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:49:00 PST

I don't know

But I do know that it is fucking gorgeous out, and I want to leave work and put the sunroof back, and have my arm hanging out the window cruising. I love spring when everything is starting to come bac...
Posted by Janis on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 04:23:00 PST

Crazy Spastic BS

We piss and moan, lie and steal, cry and spy. But where does that get us? When we wrap ourselves in an enigma and then dig a whole and bury ourselves how do we expect anyone to every really know what ...
Posted by Janis on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:44:00 PST

UGH!!!!!

Ok so I just have to go off on this little tangent. I was listening to the radio today, and I'm so sick of these horrible songs. There poorly written, theres no depth its straight forward meaningless ...
Posted by Janis on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:22:00 PST