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JarJar makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft!!!

Look to the skies!!!

About Me

ok this is new and updated...oh lucky!!! I'm pretty laid back and have a habit of saying very strange things, for example did you know a gibbon is like a monkey!!! that last sentence is funny as only a couple of people on my list will get that joke. I dont like penguins as they're evil and all of them need to be killed! I like drinking and can often be found in le boathouse in irlam on most days of the week... its a good life to lead. normally people at this stage would say they have the best mates in the world... but i dont, infact i hate them all, i only chat to them so i have people to drink with. thats it really all that remains for me to say is KNEEL BEFORE DOOM!!! Oh I feel i must also point out I'm a uni dropout who is planning on going back this september to teach kids, don't worry I'll warn you in advance once im working and what school im at so you have ample time to pull out anyone you know there, as why should i be the one to fuck their brains up... when you can do it so much better. Oh another tangant, please if you read any of my blogs and get offended... well i think you should really get a sense of humour and lighten up, It's not my fault I dont like people!!!a
You Are 96% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?/
Your Personality Is Like Marijuana
You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.
You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly. atable width="350" border="0" align="center"

My Interests

ruling the world, drinking, comics and monkeys

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's into comics in anyway shape or form... and David hasselhoff as he's cool =)
You Are Ernie
Playful and childlike, you are everyone's favorite friend - even if your goofy antics get annoying at times.

You are usually feeling: Amused - you are very easily entertained

You are famous for: Always making people smile. From your silly songs to your wild pranks, you keep things fun.

How you life your life: With ease. Life is only difficult when your friends won't play with you!

Music:

libertines, killers, foo's, greenday,AAR, takethat,hanson,snowpatrol, messy DnB and funky house mainly

Movies:

to many to mention,i like most comic movies even some of the really crap ones. 5 film i like top of my head are The hurricane, get on the bus, Blade, donnie darko, Jerry maguire

Television:

smallville,scrubs,teen titans,JLU,soccer am,southpark,futurama, spaced,fosters home for imaginary friends, doug,spongebob

Books:

the comics i read are as follows: Runaways, Y-the last man, Sentinel, X-factor, X-men, Ucanny X-men, New Avengers, Noble Causes,Tellos, Teen Titans, Exmachina, The Flash, Supergirl, JSA, Green Lantern, new X-men, Ultimate spiderman, Ultimate X-men, all the other spiderman comics, New Excalibur, she hulk, Aquaman (just started reading it from ..40 and its pretty good), black panther, Deadpool, still read my old issues of generation X as it was a great series, the sentry, supreme power, liberty meadows and many many more......oh and i still love reading my old runs of Slingers, Impulse(i had letters printed in that comic!!!) Captain Marvel

Heroes:

Magneto, and stan Bush the creator of the greatest song ever!!!!

My Blog

glasgow terror attack

Terrorist Attack If this had happened in a US airport, instead of Glasgow........................... Eyewitness accounts. America: "Oh my God! there was a man on fire, he was running about, I just ran...
Posted by JarJar makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft!!! on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 04:54:00 PST

jihad...The blog i was told not to write!

Couple of things really that bug me about people blowing themselves up for the jihad and those are mainly this... A) do they recieve anykind of downpayment... say maybe 10 virgins upfront? B) how doe...
Posted by JarJar makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft!!! on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:27:00 PST

Lyrics to the greatest song ever!!!

You got the touchYou got the powerAfter all is said and doneYou've never walked, you've never run,You're a winnerYou got the moves, you know the streetsBreak the rules, take the heatYou're nobody's fo...
Posted by JarJar makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft!!! on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:37:00 PST

If you wanna live dont join Teen Titans!!!

Why the hell do DC do some of the stupid shit they do???? I mean who thought it was a good idea to get rid of wally west just so after 13 issues of THE NEW FLASH starring Impulse they could kill him o...
Posted by JarJar makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft!!! on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:49:00 PST

Couple of things about comics out this week...

ok first off some comics out this week were Ultimates #13, mighty avengers #3 and Satans Sodomy Baby... first off is it me or was ultimates #13 a big huge let down storywise although the mega splash p...
Posted by JarJar makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft!!! on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:07:00 PST

4 easy steps to get people into churches

seeing as not enough people go to church heres a few idea's i've thought of to make them more accessable to people... 1) But a bar in them, simple i know but this will get people in the place 2) while...
Posted by JarJar makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft!!! on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:21:00 PST

just wondering...

What Gas mark do you reckon hitler cooked the jews at???and also do you reckon he added any herbs or seasoning to it? if anyone out there knows please share with me. Thanks James...
Posted by JarJar makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft!!! on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:37:00 PST

Gibboning jean...

Yours truely Gibbon Jean... it was a joyous occasion to behold.. and if i say so myself anyone who saw it, was watching a Gibbon Master at work!!! oh how me,andy and claire laughed like schoolchildren...
Posted by JarJar makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft!!! on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:20:00 PST

The gibbon game!

The rules of this game are very simple so can be played by even a retarded fuckface... The aim of the game is this, You have to ask someone "sorry did you just ask whats a Gibbon" if they reply "wha...
Posted by JarJar makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft!!! on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:45:00 PST

Kurt cobain...

Q) What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind?A) Ronk! Q) How many times does it take Cobain to kill himself?A) Two, if you want it done right. Q) What is the ultimate gauge of Cobain's ...
Posted by JarJar makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft!!! on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:31:00 PST