Sometimes when no one's looking I'll give my cookies to my dog, Chachi. Then I whine until i get another one. That way, we all win. And then sometimes, my mom will give me candy and pepsi and coffee. But don't tell anyone. I don't want a foster family.
I listen to radiohead in the bathtub. When i'm eating I listen to placebo. Sometimes my crazy mother makes me dance to the faint. My neurotic uncle loves anticon and biggie smalls. He makes me watch lame skate videos with him and skates around while holding me. One of these days, i just know he's going to eat it and take me down with him. But he'll get his...you just wait.
Goodnight, Moon*Chubby Bear and the Noisy Night* A Pocket for Corduroy* The Very Hungry Caterpillar* If You Give a Mouse a Cookie* The Very Quiet Cricket* and any Berenstein Bears books. Sometimes I pretend to read the Pennysaver and the Yellow Pages. I'm effing fantabulous.