I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering, "Do I have food on my face? Am I eating? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really interested. Should I play like I'm interested? But I'm not that interested, but I think she might be interested. But do I want to be interested? But now she's not interested." So now, all of sudden I'm... I'm starting to get interested.
And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door? 'Cause then it's awkward, it's like "Well, good night." Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you like... you hug each other like this, and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close. Or do you go right in and just kiss 'em on the lips or don't kiss 'em at all?
It's very difficult trying to read the situation and all the while you're just really wondering, "Are we gonna get hopped enough to make some bad decisions?" And perhaps play a little game called "Just the Tip." Just for a second, just to see how it feels, or "Ouch Ouch, You're on My Hair."
Daily Affirmations...
My previous affirmations sucked ass - they weren't written by me and I apparently didn't read them very thouroughly - I apologize to any of you that wasted your time. Here are the real things to give two craps about:
1) Be True to Yourself: Never let anyone tell you that you are wrong for being true to your nature.
2) Act it Out: Feel Empowered the moment you have an urge, take action and feel confident that you are doing what feels right
3) Have No Fear: End your day knowing that you have been true in convictions and acted when you had the opportunity. You were the master of your day.
4) Love: You are beautiful - others see it but fear the vulnerability of expressing it. You know it but fear the commitment of feeling it. You Fucking Rock - And you Know It - let Others KNOW you KNOW it by standing up and doing what is right NOW!
That's my peice for today - if you don't think I'm crazy, then you're on the path. Now let's have some fun =)
Atmosphere... Get Fly...
They want us to fight but we just wanna get high
Work all day all night tryin to get fly
When I get some money imma buy me some time
I cant fight your war until I’m finished with mine
I used to be mad at the government
Redirected some of my anger towards the mother ship
Tryin to guess which shell living hell sleeps under
When the grand scheme plan keeps all these people wondering
Why we still runnin in place frustrated
Pride is mistaken for hate it’s upgraded
I got a little breath left let’s suffocate it
Point at the epiphanies and call ‘em all drug related
The time I spent with my life on bent
Tryin to find the friends inside my head
Must have disengaged every phase of the stage
With my I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming of age
My unofficial autobio
Will be accompanied with tips on how to smile
Cuz I found that when they don’t see you frown
They never know that you’re a threat and they don’t sweat you
When you come around
So who’s gonna be my next door savior
Step up to your neighbor and do me a favor
Take off the mask let it all collapse
Empty the pack and watch your wings grow back
society becomes jealousy
intimacy becomes intensity
say it with a smile like it’s meant to be
and all of a sudden BOOM American family
and I could tell when you’re mad at your past
because you tend to take them turns just a little too fast
I could tell how you pushed your foot on the gas
that you already knew that you was gonna finish last
slow it down and take a little time
to look up at them clouds with that fake silver lining
up in a tree knowin damn well you’ll never reach the top
but you don’t stop.. you keep climbing
well O-K it’s settled
no more nights in this weed and thorn infested metal
uh uh from this day forth only forward I pedal
get the memo I’m cutting the strings Geppetto
shuffle the cards and let’s argue
rooted in between the computer games and cartoons
stop it watch us all get lost
between God and a shot of scotch
let’s get fly
Things to believe in...
Activism, Bowling, Breaks, Chess, Classic Rock, Darts, DnB, Evolution, Growing, HipHop, House, Learning, Love, Mechanics, Nature, Personal responsibility, Physics, Pool, Shit talking, Spiritual Awareness, Teaching, Technology, Trance, Tribal, and the sounds of 1000 people in a room cheering.
Family Guy, 70's show, Futurama, History Channel, Comedy Central, CSPAN, Nature Channel, and the camera I hid in your bedroom
Spaceballs, Human Traffic, Spirited Away, LOTR, Pi, Star Wars, Dazed and Confused, CasaBlanca, Cheech and Chong, The Mating Rituals of Earthbound Humans.
Recently in my world...
Went to the Coachella 2006 toward the end of April - saw Daft Punk, Tool, Matisyahu, Atmosphere, The Zutons, The Ya Ya's, Massive Attack, Paul Oakenfold, Carl Cox, Los Amigos Invisibles, Ted Leo, Digable Planets, and Gnarls Barkley was there but I missed them!!
Spent two days in LA after the event - I'm convinced now that I need to move out to Cali, it's been TOO LONG here in Atlanta. I've been spending all my time between work going to shows - saw They Might be Giants the day after I got back - DJ Micro, Atmosphere, Collective Efforts, Zoraster. The trip inspired my work and lit a fire for artistic expression - hopefully soon I'll have some music to post here.
Check out the Progress...
I'd like to meet:
Nikola Tesla ,
Elvis ,
The Cisco Kid ,
Masuimi Max ,
Bruce Lee ,
my Georgia Peach , or anyone that wants to buy the next round.
Pointless Contributions ( stupidhumans.net )
The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity
The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that:
Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.
At first, the statement sounds trivial, vague and horribly ungenerous. Closer scrutiny will however reveal its realistic veracity. No matter how high are one's estimates of human stupidity, one is repeatedly and recurrently startled by the fact that:
A) people whom one had once judged rational and intelligent turn out to be unashamedly stupid.
B) day after day, with unceasing monotony, one is harassed in one's activities by stupid individuals who appear suddenly and unexpectedly in the most inconvenient places and at the most improbable moments.
The First Basic Law prevents me from attributing a specific numerical value to the fraction of stupid people within the total population: any numerical estimate would turn out to be an underestimate. Thus in the following pages I will denote the fraction of stupid people within a population by the symbol å.
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Music:
Atmosphere is off the Chain!!
Not only are they one of the best bands ever - they tribut Lisa Bonet - Slug is a fuckin' badass.
FELT 2: A TRIBUTE TO LISA BONETAVAILABLE NOW (7.12.05)
The Two, Slug & Murs return with Felt 2: A Tribute to Lisa Bonet. This time paying tribute to the former Cosby cutie Slug & Murs have brought Ant along to handle the production and cuts. 15 tracks of classic Slug and Murs.
Atmosphere: God Loves Ugly
The atmosphere of Atmosphere's God Loves Ugly is dark. Slug, the Minneapolis hip-hop group's lone MC, is an amalgam of angst, bitterness and stubborn creativity. He wants you to know that he's been screwed over by life. Poor, lonely and always struggling with more internal demons that you'd care to count, Slug portrays himself as a lone rebel of some kind, an artist pushing on despite the fact that no one cares about him.
Atmosphere: The Modern Man's Hustle
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Artists that just Rock...
Frankie Vallie
Frank Sinatra
Peter Frampton
Paul Simon
Jay-Z
The Bee Gees
Guns n' Roses
The Police
Bob Marley
Elvis
The Police
Bob Dylan
John Digweed
Bad Boy Bill
Elvis Crespo
Santana
The Doors
Jimmy Hendrix
Nirvana
Beck
Metallica
Allman Brothers Band
Mos Def
Goodie Mob
Fugazi
Bela Fleck
Gypsy Kings
String Cheese Incident
Artists I've found on MySpace
Enzyme Dynamite - Found him on MySpace, seems pretty tight
Movies:
Video's I've found...
Gnarls Barkley- Smiling Faces
SNL Celebrity Jeopardy
Water Powered Cars Ready for the Market
Peeping Tom on Conan O'Brien
Atmosphere on Conan O'Brien
Amazing Russian Acrobats
Myspace Movie Parody
Funny Mac Video
Dutch Heineken in Space
Video Game Acapella
Holy Crap!! Mad Pop n' Lock!!
This Guy is just plain SICK!!
Chronic of Narnia
AEnima because I'm a Tool
Books:
Help Out your Local Community
Heroes:
Shit I think is Really Cool...
The Best Page in the Universe
How to Kill Yourself (like a man)
Top Ten Ugliest Cars in the Universe
11 Worst Songs of 2004
You're NOT Dave Chappelle
How to Beat your Kids Properly
Suicide Girls Rock
Shit You Should Research...
Think and Grow Rich (1937)
Golden Ratio
Sacred Pyramid Geometry
Oregon Peace Works
Mastering the Mind