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Nikki

I once saw a rotweiler eat a severed penis.. and it made me chuckle!

About Me


I am semi-sweet, confident, and fun loving. I enjoy having a good time no matter what as long as i'm with cool people. I have a 7 year old daughter who takes up a lot of my time but is totally worth it. I also spend alot of time with my family.I am not one of those girls who sits there and smiles and acts all nice and cordial. I prefer to speak my mind. I stand up for my beliefs but am willing and able to see both sides to any argument. My friends all use me as their personal relationship counselor. Personally I feel that if a man can't handle a strong-willed woman who actually has orignal thoughts, then poo on you!I am incredibly independent. I kill my own bugs, fix my own toilets, change my own lightbulbs and am able to push large items of furniture with a single grunt! I still can't change a tire though.. that's mostly because I don't know where to put the jack! (yes I know what a jack is! I'm also familiar with lugnut, washer fluid, and the check engine light!)I am a huge history buff. One of my favorite things to do is walk around Washington DC and hit up as many museums as possible. I'm also a broadway fanatic (which I know is kinda lame!)I like music and movies. Love going to see live music whether it's a famous band concert or a cover band at a bar. I like hanging out with my friends listening to some good tunes or do the the karaoke thing, but I also enjoy quiet nights at home with a scary movie. I like those haunted house thingies--as long as they aren't lame!I have this strange disease called "can't-shut-my-mouth-itis"! I have learned to live with it, but I tend to joke around alot. Sarcasm is my second language and I speak it fluently! I hate boring nights, people, and places. If you don't have a small sense of humor or at the very least a personality, please leave me be!
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My Interests

I like music, movies and chilling with my daughter. I also like to go out with friends to the bar.

I'd like to meet:

I have made it my mission to weed out every negative person in my life, and only accept new friends who can keep me in the "glass half full" mentality! Or those with a cute butt and a really big....!!! LOLtable style="border-collapse:collapse;">

Music:

All about the Rock and Roll!!!!! But I will listen to just about anything from country to broadway. Favorite band-- Marilyn Manson

Movies:

I will watch any movie once, if it sucks, never again! I love movies and have seen a LOT of them. It's pretty simple, if its a comedy, I want to laugh, if its a horror, I want to be scared, and if its a drama, I want to cry. If that doesnt happen, then its not a good movie.

Television:

I dont get to watch much TV, but my favorite show is ER and more recently House. I don't have cable so every TV show I watch is on DVD.

Books:

I will read anything. I love to read. Mostly fiction, but anything that sparks my interest. But I hate poetry.

Heroes:

My parents.

My Blog

How hard is it to duck a train?!?

I chose not to put this particular blog into a category for the following reason.  I don't think anything I have to say hasn't been said by some politically incorrect person, and I don't believe ...
Posted by Nikki on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 12:49:00 PST

Addendum--to prior Blog Posting!

So I was reading over my blogs, and decided to stop a moment for quiet reflection of what a whiney baby I have become!!!  After a LONG drunken conversation last weekend with a very good friend wh...
Posted by Nikki on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 07:00:00 PST

and Men say that WE play games?!?!!?

Romance and relationships.. or lack thereof.  So my blogs are mostly for venting and funny anticodtes.. so here's one for venting.... Ok, so why is it that people feel the need to come into my li...
Posted by Nikki on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:20:00 PST

sick to death....

God I am so sick of hearing people who are catered to and taken care of their entire lives bitch and moan about how horrible life is.  Bite me!!!  These people complain on a daily basis abou...
Posted by Nikki on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:46:00 PST

Resolutions

Hello again.  I thought that it was time to go back and re read these other blogs and then take a step back and reevaulate my mentality.  Someday, we all have to grow up, take responsibility...
Posted by Nikki on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:34:00 PST

Car windows don’t just implode for no reason.. do they?

So a funny thing happened on the way home from work yesterday.  After picking up the kid, I pulled into my special little parking space and tried to roll my drivers side window up, and it impoded...
Posted by Nikki on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:44:00 PST

men are such babies!!!!

Ok thought I would try this Blog thing because I am curious, bored and on my lunch break.  If there is anyone out there that can answer this one, please do.  Why is that men can f*ck whomeve...
Posted by Nikki on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:39:00 PST