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professor america

the trick is convincing yourself first then others will fall in line

About Me

when lonely old people get more free time than they need their minds begin to wonder and they come up with wild ideas the kind of ideas that can get you killed or worse

My Interests

books writing self mutilation pumping gas mowing the lawn collecting religious articles shopping for produce

I'd like to meet:

tasty ladies of class and distinction or aquaman why hasn't his story been turned into a big budget action movie franchise?

Music:

bob dylan radiohead malkmus wu-tang mf doom kool keith LSP(capital B, ramshackleslay) mogwai tortoise

Movies:

smut kubrick hitchcock tarantino lynch fight club taxi driver fear and loathing in las vegas

Television:

family guy mr show the office(UK and US) arrested development it's always sunny in philadelphia honsberger live!(why isn't honsberger ever on the show anymore?) evangelical programming

Books:

charles bukowski hunter thompson dostoevsky hemingway salinger palahniuk kerouac sartre camus fitzgerald steinbeck melville faulkner joyce hesse vonnegut tao de ching art of peace bodhidharma kafka illuminatus trilogy heart of darkness a clockwork orange

Heroes:

the belush

My Blog

bottoms up!

once when i was snooping around on this site casually looking through profiles i read someone describing themselves as 'a drunk not an alcoholic because i don't go to meetings'presumably they tho...
Posted by professor america on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:20:00 PST

red rover red rover my day job is over

i've quit my job beforeusually it's nothing flashyvery little hooplaand certainly it never landed me on the front page of the paperbut karl rove is from texas(as am i) and everything is bigger in texa...
Posted by professor america on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:48:00 PST

back and better than ever

man i've been pissing around for a long time and even though no one really cares i feel compelled to post something todayi've got the day off and i just can't get interested in playoff football right ...
Posted by professor america on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 11:56:00 PST

rush to judgement

so it's the final stretchtension's building lurid attack ads are flying and there's even a special appearance by tv and film star michael j foxyes the 2006 midterm elections are coming to a close and ...
Posted by professor america on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:05:00 PST

ass and gas

well pre-election politics seem to be heating up and who could have predicted that they would play out just as they have?first up you've got a whopper of a sex scandalwhich might make one say to thems...
Posted by professor america on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 12:17:00 PST

we're in charge here

"As our troops risk their lives to fight terrorism, this bill will ensure they are prepared to defeat today's enemies and address tomorrow's threats"-george w bushhmmyeah that's right they cavedbig ti...
Posted by professor america on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:03:00 PST

terror-able timing

well good grief if it isn't a foiled terrorist plot and i'd almost forgotten that election day was less than three months awaythat's right you've guessed it just in time for november and only a few we...
Posted by professor america on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:47:00 PST

the confederacy rises again

today the butler farm show kicked off and since i live right down the street from the farm show grounds i decided to check it outi spent most of the day sleeping and laying around but at around eight ...
Posted by professor america on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:23:00 PST

connect the dots

in my last blog i addressed the fact that myspace.com is owned by media giant news corp. and according to the little ticker on the left side of this window it found a fair amount of readers ...
Posted by professor america on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:05:00 PST

this line isn't secure

isn't myspace fun? isn't it just a gas? anyone can just get on and sign up or log in and meet all kinds of different people and let me tell you the more people i meet the more faith i have in humanity...
Posted by professor america on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:55:00 PST