so a guy walked up to me and asked me "hey, do u have a penny" and i knew this guy wanted to get in my pants so i said "no" then i kicked his ass
somebody whos not gay like me, this is the only game i can play for 38 hours straight and not die or get bored
music i was just chillen in my backyard and this midget walks up and just stares at me while im laying in my hammock and all he does is stare at me and i dont say anything because i like the attention and after like 3 hours he finally speaks and says "y do u have a dinosaur in your backyard" and i just say "wat the fudge" and i tell my dinosaur to eat him and he did and now im happy
little miss sunshine :) 3 and jackass 2 i was hanging out with my cousins and we ordered pizza so i thought it was a good idea to start running hella so we started playing hide and go seek so we played that for an hour i said "ok u guys this next one u have to hide really well" and their like "ok huevo" so my cousin starts counting and i run to japan and im still there right now
alk7bu48oi4uy84 me and my dog were sleeping in my bed and i started dreaming and i was walking around in the dark and some dude in the back was like "do u need help?" and im like "to wat" and he says "TO THIS!!" and thhen leaves so i keep walking and this ghost comes out of nowhere and says u should leave before the man gets u then this man came and shot me 4 times but then i realized it wasnt a dream so im dead i only watch super milk chan
so my nigga cheese strings came to my house and just fell asleep on my bed and i was like i think he needs to move cause im not sleeping in a bed with cheese strings so i got cheese strings drunk and he jumped out the window and now i have my bed to myself but where is cheese strings?
yjfytcso my homie from down under called me up and i was like "wat? and hes like "hey lets go blow up a cvs" and im like "nigga wtf. we did that last week" and hes like "i know but lets do it again" and im like "ok" so i see him later that day and we're standing in front of the cvs ready to blow it up but as soon as i press the button my homies head explodes instead of the cvs and i never saw him again..