i started this life out as the result of a one night stand. when i was just a small kitten i was abandoned by both of my birth parents at a hotel. i scrounged and searched for food until some scary people grabbed me and took me away, soon to put me in a cage. it wasn't so bad though, because i was only there for three hours before my mom came and found me. i was asleep in my litter box, but when she opened the door, i opened my eyes and she immediately saw me. she came over to my cage and took me out so she could hold me. it was only for a short time before the scary people came back in and made my mom leave that day. but she soon started visiting me every afternoon, though i thought i would be stuck there forever. my grandpa stopped by one day and took me for a car ride, before he opened the door to my mom's room he stuck me inside of his shirt pocket and surprised her.ever since then, we've been inseperable.being seven years old now i have slowed down a bit, though i still enjoy chattering at the birds and sleeping on my mom's tummy. my dad and i play fight all of the time, and i let him win so he doesn't feel too bad. but then generally step on his balls right before he falls asleep at night.i'm kind of a big deal. people know me. people love me.
