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Mamma Cruz

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About Me

As immaturity may be a result of certain chemical imbalances, so may the friggin' Skatenigs, flip the trigger on a sucker, squealing studs of pudness.. They sing stuck in a rut in pig pod land.. They share rigs with grave diggers.. Worry about death when it's done come and gone.. You buy their records and they'll p*ss on your mama's best collectibles.. They beat their rancid meat and expect you to pay the check.. They ream the beef of bad, backstage girls redundant in new wave black: up the butt, snuck, stuck, mucked up, sucked.. I'd eat baboon bile before I'd bite on their juvenile, penile pole projections they casually, smashingly refer to as my dick.. Infected, rejected, afflicted, maledictive, boa constrictive: if immaturity is indeed a result of certain chemical imbalances, then these guys are on a permanent Amoco overload.. Crawling through maggot breath, yeehaa, boys with latex toys.. If buttholes were peepshows then the 'Nigs are the window to the soul of this f*ckin' ridiculous world.. Anality's got nothing on these boys except a signed royalty check, a forged signature, the toilet swiped, the mega-acid smile, the glitch in the universal way, yeah, a real boss abortion to brag about at your next bar-be-que.." © AV_layouts

My Interests


Which Western feminist icon are you?

You are Gloria Steinem. You are the McDonalds(tm) of liberal feminism, though you used to expouse some pretty radical ideas, you ended up working the system. Because it's easier? Maybe. But thanks for the only mainstream feminist magazine and for heading one of the most significant feminist lobbys in the history of the US. We wouldn't be where we are without NOW and Ms., as much as some of us are loathe to admit it.
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I'd like to meet:

New people, old people, strange people, ordinary people, eccentric people, people with a passion, people with out passion, people who have a sense of humor, but not those who don't, friends of Bill W, and maybe God if God is wondering around somewhere.

Music:

Mostly listen to NPR so I get alot of indy-rock...but the following can be found in my repitioire: everything from early 80's cock-rock and glam-rock, to the 90's grunge rock bands and for the college years....I am a head...dead head that is...with a large amount of studio recordings and bootlegs...not so much a dead head as I am a wharf rat...these days. And for just chillin' I love to listen to Ella Fitzgerald Billy Holiday, various jazz artists...and shamanic drums.

Movies:

New fav is the pirates of the carribean...I just love that pirate! But among the others....American History X, Red Dawn, Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Better Off Dead, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Dead Again, Amelia, Moll Flanders, Superman all of them! Star Trek, Star Wars all of them! ET...I watched it 6.5 times when I was a kid in the theater! Tarzan Lord of the Apes! Edward Scissor Hands, James Bond Movies, Rocky...have you ever ran up the rocky steps in Philidelphia?

Television:

I own a TV, but don't watch network or cable....but I love a good drama!

Books:

I am a historical fiction kinda gal....right now I am reading the memoires of cleopatra...it is more interesting than it sounds....other than that i read biographies usually, But on my list this year was A million little Pieces, Darhma Girl, Drinking A Love Story, Night (AGAIN...I read that like once a year)..... On my list of books to read Watership Down...I hear it is fun...I'll need it after this mammonth monster I am reading. Mary Queen of Scotts and Henry VIIII am always looking for suggestions....

Heroes:

Queen Elizabeth I, My mom, Ghandi, Mother Theresa, My friend Beth, Bill W, there are more...I am sure...

My Blog

Music & Movie....My Story!

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, typ...
Posted by Mamma Cruz on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:08:00 PST

Graciela Maria Luisa

After much anticipation and waiting, Graciela finally decieded to join us on Friday December 15, 2006.  She was born at 4:29 PM, weighed 7lbs and 13 oz and was 21 inches long.I won't be posting a...
Posted by Mamma Cruz on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:09:00 PST

41 Weeks

Well here we are 41 weeks and counting.  So much for modern technology predicting the precise moment you are to have your life change.  All in Mother Nature's time I suppose and not in my ti...
Posted by Mamma Cruz on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:22:00 PST

Today is 40 Weeks

Today is the day that the baby is 40 Weeks. We are 'due', for what that is worth.  I am starting to have anxiety over when this thing called labor will start. If she cooks too long the doctors wi...
Posted by Mamma Cruz on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:35:00 PST

FUNNY!

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "...
Posted by Mamma Cruz on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 02:48:00 PST

You are Superman

Your results:You are Superman Superman 75%Wonder Woman 75%Green Lantern 70%Supergirl 70%Spider-Man 65%Catwoman 60%Robin 57%Batman 50%The Flash 45%Iron Man 45%Hulk 15%You are mi...
Posted by Mamma Cruz on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:26:00 PST

Heart Beat!

Heard the baby's heartbeat today!  It was this tiny little sound....beating away at 150 bpm! Holy Cow....there is a real living being inside me!  I can't wait to meet this child! I know it's...
Posted by Mamma Cruz on Mon, 22 May 2006 12:24:00 PST

Speakin' the Truth

When you arise in the morning give thanks for the morning light,for your life and strength.Give thanks for your food and the joy of living.If you see no reason for giving thanks,the fault lives ...
Posted by Mamma Cruz on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 06:11:00 PST

Sunny Saturdays

It's a sunny saturday morning prior to headin' to downtown Detroit and I am sittin' here, cruisin' myspace and I look up and there are mis gatos...(my cats) chillin' in the window....the sun comin' in...
Posted by Mamma Cruz on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 05:42:00 PST

Gracias a Dios

 Look up and here it is, life moving forward at an incredible speed. How did I get here? When did it happen that things could get so good? So many things in transition and no fear paralizing me f...
Posted by Mamma Cruz on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 08:07:00 PST