Groovski

The genius of Groovski, is Rudy Baker, formerly known as Anti-Groovski and also known as Tim Borkovski, who writes all the songs, and has named the band after the sound that Adam Malec's mother makes when she's in the bathroom.Rudy Baker has recruited a few brainless, uncreative, stupid, ugly musicians, who can barely play. However, they are the only ones who will listen to him and do exactly what he says. Rudy Baker doesn't let anyone in the band write their own material, or play their own style.He dictates everything that they all do. In fact, Rudy Baker doesn't even bother playing in the band anymore. He lets the polish guys and some chick play, and he rarely goes to the shows. As Rudy Baker put it, I hate playing concerts for stupid idiots in the audience, and the three groovski musicians are wanna-be rock stars, and they therefore like to play concerts and make themselves think they are the next Bay City Rollers. So I let them play the shows. I sit in bed all day like my idol: Brian Wilson. I am currently working on getting very fat and trying not at all to leave my bed for any reason whatsoever. I wear poopy pants so I dont have to get up to go to the bathroom. When people speak to me, I talk in an artsy-fartsy roundabout quasi-poetic way, in order to make them think I am always in the creative genius element. People ask me how come I don't play with Groovski anymore. Most people think I am now devoting my full attention to creating a new kind of music, and don't have the time to playing songs in concert. The truth is that I would play if they could fit the bed on the stage. Most places can't even get the bed in the door, and never mind on stage." Other members of the band are: Bogdan Chudy who is the drummer and would rather be playing monopoly by himself, and he enjoys making fun of little children. He drives around all day in his car and when he sees some little kids playing, he drives next to them, rolls down his window and yells "Hey Kid! Gimme that Bike! That's My Bike!!" Leslie Blatteau, a playwright, is one of the guitarists and in her spare time she sleeps. Adam Malec is the singer bass player who likes to say things to the audience. Sometimes he says "are you ready to rock, New Jersey?" Unfortunately he says this even when they are not playing in New Jersey. As a matter of fact, he even says this walking down the street on his way to the store. There are rumors of a groovski reunion with Rudy Baker joining the other members on stage for a concert. But he answeres these rumors as follows: "I am working on hooking up a guitar amplifier into the bed. This way I don't have to get up to plug the guitar in. Until this new unit is constructed, I have no plans on rejoining groovski."- Rudy Baker