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jess

*wild child of the 90's...forehead pigtails, flourescent clothing and platform shoes!*

About Me

I'm 17 years old, 5'8'' with long brown hair and green eyes! I am technically in the first year of college at Solihull Sixth Form College, even tho its actually my second year, cuz i restarted! I work at Virgin Gym, since last thursday! lol...behind the bar, which is really good actually, if u go there cum say hi :D! people rite things bout their mates so here goes....(my only one! lmao joke!)............Holly Teeeyonks is the bestest friend neone cud hav! shes great, an contrary to peoples previous thoughts, we r not in a relationship, and we r not joined at the hip...haha just spend a lot of time together, cuz we get on so well! i tell her EVERYTHING...cuz its just like speakin to myself, an i no my secrets safe with her! :) love ya my little frend! :p I'm a taurus so im kinda stubborn :)...but in a good way! :s if thats possible. I have loads of great mates and love goin out with them all! hmmmm...i love clothes and hav a slight bag/belt/shoe obsession....and am phobic of jean shopping, because lets face it, theres nuthin worse! I really love designing clothes, an im gunna do that at uni after college if i keep my grades up! :S haha... i want to study fashion design at Central Saint Martins in London! I love: my dog 'MO', chocolate eclaires cuz theyre the best, pringles...for obvious reasons, starbucks' chocolate cream frappucinos (these are makin me sound like a beast! lol im really not fat! haha), music, shoes and clothes! i love fashion design and especially love Vivienne Westwood, Alexander Mcqueen and Heatherette's designs! I hate: light rain that soaks u right thru, ignorance, lads with large ego's (because they have this power that sucks u in...then ur screwed!), wind that recks ur hair, wen u stub ur toe, people hu r over nice an u can tell its fake....its just like, DONT DO IT! if u dont like sumone u dnt hav to say u do to make urself seem nice! cheaters and players, obviously! bitchy girls that dnt even no u, but judge u! the early mornin feelin-wen u 'dnt hav nethin to wear', socks and sandals! old mens eyebrows, people with smelly breath, dirty toenails :s ....and ermmmm thats about it! :SBackground by EditingMySpace.com
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My Interests

I love goin out with mates and dancin, clubbin, goin for meals with my darling holly! lol :p shopping, going to the gym (which I hardly ever do! lol) goin the cinema and stuff like that! x

I'd like to meet:

well the obvious ones....justin timberlake, johnny depp, chad michael murray, brad pitt, josh hartnett :o, HEATH LEDGER! hmmm Vivienne Westwood, The Queen and a baby chimp thts wearin a nappy!
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Get to Know Me


...About You...


Eye Color bit of evrythin but mainly green!
Hair Color light brown
Height 5'8'' (and a half if ur bein picky! lol)
Favorite Color greeen
Screen Name wot :S
Favorite Band dnt really hav one
Favorite Movie scary movie the one with the manky hand
Favorite TV Show catherine tate show... its fuckin hilarious
Your Car dnt hav one but want a mini!
Your Hometown solihull
Your Present Town solihull
Your Crush's First Name that'd b telling! :p
Your Grade 2nd year college
Your Style woteva i want!

...Have You Ever...


Sat on your rooftop yer
Kissed someone in the rain awww yes!
Danced in a public place of course all the time
Smiled for no reason yer all the time
Laughed so hard you cried hmmm same ansa! lol
Peed your pants after age 8 omg no
Written a song no
Sang to someone for no reason yer i spoze
Performed on a stage yer loads
Talked to someone you don't know yer all the time
Made out in a theater cinema count?
Gone roller skating since 8th grade no
Been in love hmmm dunno...mayb

...Can You...


Write with both hands haha yer :S
Whistle no altho used to b able to
Blow a bubble bubble of wot?
Roll your tongue yer
Cross your eyes yes
Touch your tongue to your nose no err
Dance i hope so else i make a tit of myself on a regular basis
Speak a different language yerss
Impersonate someone HAHAHA ruby wax!!! holly.... isnt it hilarious
Cook anything yer im really good lol

...Finish The Line...


If I were a ... monkey called Duncan....(holly wud love it!! haha)
I wish ... i was rich!
So many people don't know ... that wen i woz born my thumb was joined to my stomach and they had to cut it off!
I am ... joking!!!
My heart is ... beating and lovin it!
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Music:

I like evryhing really...and im not just sayin that! lol... I like dance, R'n'B, Hip Hop, Indie, some emo stuffs alrite but probly wudnt choose to listen to it tht much, motown, swing, and my favourite song of all time is cotton eyed joe...because i loved it wen i was little! :S lol

Movies:

Im not gunna rite out wot films I like but I'll watch pretty much anythin as long as its not so boring that I fall asleep!

Television:

hmmm... Hollyoaks, catherine tate show, friends, scrubs, little britain, shameless, Desperate Housewives, Skins, extras, the office, peter kay, lead balloon, creature comforts, laguna beach haha, jeremy kyle (because hes hilarious), planet earth, blue planet, channel 4 documentaries bout peoples issues an problems! :S lol Dog the Bounty Hunter! dismissed and room raiders lol, Date my Mom UK....hilarious! hahaha ermm...reality TV, americas next top model, make me a supermodel....etc etc etc. . . . .x

Books:

ill read nethin as long as its not shit, but generally stick to the magazines, gossip ones and fashion, of course...Vogue subscription! whoop! hahaha