Paul Newman

Note from the artist himself: The following biography was not written by Paul Newman but rather by a drunken mountain goat and may thus contain slight inaccuracies as well several ridiculous spelling mistakes. Paul Newman does not endorse the mindless provisional IRA of Northern Ireland but rather the original IRA who fought for a just cause: the independence of one of the world's greatest nations. Robert Emmett we will now proceed with your epitaph........ down with the damned sectarian divide, I love my people......................(FLQ is a makehift IRA with no cause as well.)..........Born in Dublin Ireland in a francophone ghetto, young Paul was always an outcast. His irish and french/aboriginal mixed blood caused both irish and mongolian people to reject him for he was not of pure descent. "Thats why I learned to foster hate from both the sides of it equal" says the elite rapstar when relating french and english rivalries here in his second home: Canada. As a young lad he was quick to make fun of his classmates with sharp intellectually sadistic and inventive remarks and pranks and yeah. That may very well be the reason why he was drawn towards battle rap as a teenager. "I always loved to make fun of teachers, yeah I was a rebel, spending my terry fox pledges on dope and all that". Reality smacked him in the face when he moved from the small suburban town of Hudson, to Montreal. "being the best rapper in hudson is like being the best hockey player in the states, who the fuck is chris chelios?." He quickly learned after spending time with people that have a different skin tone, that he couldnt use the "N" word in his raps like he did back in Hudson and Dublin. "Getting my ass kicked by black dudes really made me consider learning new words and sharpening my skills as a lyricist to stop immitating West Side Connection and really come up with what I can call my own shit!". After releasing his first group Ep "Blitzkreague", he decided to branch out and join "Nine Majesty" the infamous Montreal rap coalition. This is how he was introduced to partner "Maybe Watson", a very nostalgic french rapper. They formed the group "Demagen" but they decided not to release a project because Paul was thinking that the public would not really be intrested in the product for the right reasons. "I mean sure we have talent, soul and we make good records, but you cant put two sexy hot rappers next to each other and expect people to like the record for its content. We would've been labeled a boy band and only would've gotten fan mail from 14 year old girls". He then hooked up with not so great looking beat producer "King Tut". Their album "Not your average salad dressing" could very well come out when you least expect it. Paul Newman will rise to the top even if it means recording a club hit and selling out. "As long as I have a fridge full of Guinness (actually smithwick's is my poison but guinnessss is still lovely), I will make hits". (this is what you get for having a frenchman write up your bio)Peace !