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Ophelia's Revenge

Long hair. Short songs.

About Me

We are on temporary hiatus due to the fact that two of three members are away at college. We will probably get back together during the summer and get find a bass player. Expect new songs then and new recordings and shows. Little Guy/Recked Records is coming out with a complilation album sometime early this year and Ophelia's Revenge will be on it. I will keep everyone informed about that. Thank you for your support.
"When I think of your band, I think of a bunch of neon colors splattered across a big black canvas." -Jessica Flanders of Scarlet Vendetta

Ophelia's Revenge was started very weakly in March of 2003 but throughout the years has grown and developed into something that resembles teenagers playing instruments. We keep things simple. We like to have fun.
We will play at your party if you ask us nicely.
We like costume parties.
And food.
And Amy likes mushrooms.
Benji likes Loogie.
Porter likes sunshine.
We like Lo Mein.
If you need to contact us you can through myspace.
Sally Likes A Clean House
Sally's kitchen's always open
And always, always clean.
She's been up for fifteen days
Your neighborhood meth queen.
(chorus)
SALLY SALLY fifteen days
Is a lot of time to be awake
And how much cleaner can it be
Before you lose your sanity?
Sleep Sally...
Sally's baby cries at night.
Sally's always there.
Cooking poison in the bathroom
But she really really cares.
Sally's in the baby's room.
Baby never cries.
"It's hard to dream when you don't sleep." she thought.
Then she shot twice and died.
You neighborhood meth queen
Can keep her house clean.

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I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !
"Catches fleas with his nose." -Benji
Amy: Egg drop soup has a consistancy of a loogie.
Benji: I like loogie.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/16/2005
Band Members: Ashley Porter Vocals/Guitar
Benji Coale Drums/Bass
Amy Mears GUITAR

Influences: Air, pretty colors, driving too fast, boys with long hair, sad songs, hating everyone, loud music, strobe lights, summertime, adults, dead guys, mushrooms, the lack of sleep, pain, happiness, sleep, youth, old age, paradoxymorons, meth, cartoons, old movies, corny parents, roadtrips, chinese food, vault
Sounds Like: You know when you're riding the ferris wheel and all the lights are spinning and the air smells like cigarettes and funnel cake and there is some crazy circus music playing close and a southern rock band twanging away in the background and somewhere far away there is the annoying thump of a bad system in a car and you feel as if you could fly if you could hold your breath long enough, so you close your eyes and let the unnatural, yet completely human need to fly take over. That's us.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Hello Everyone--a letter from Porter

Hi there. First of all, I'd like to apologize for the last show we did at Bobby's house. I got pissed off and stopped playing for a few reasons. Most of all that my mic was malfunctioning and Bosley w...
Posted by Ophelia's Revenge on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 02:37:00 PST

"Something In the Way" --our version

Something In the Way (remix) Lyrics by Jesse Wilson, Amy Mears, Matt Bosley, and Ashley Porter   (original) Underneath the bridge Tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I trapped Have all become ...
Posted by Ophelia's Revenge on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 02:29:00 PST

"Sally Likes A Clean House"

Sally Likes A Clean House lyrics by Ashley Porter; music by Seth Street   Sally's kitchen's always open And always, always clean She's been up for fifteen days Your neighborhood meth queen  ...
Posted by Ophelia's Revenge on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 02:24:00 PST

"Nitrous Oxide"

Nitrous Oxide by Ashley Porter   He came from London And she sailed from Spain Together they went to a nation Hooked on Novocain   Either they didn't know the elements Or we didn't know thei...
Posted by Ophelia's Revenge on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 02:18:00 PST

New name.

Not In the Genre has changed their name to Aberdeen Woods after much consulting.   Opinions   (Yes, after the subdivision on Bearwallow Road. But also after Aberdeen, Washington.)...
Posted by Ophelia's Revenge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

benji is taking over

i am taking over the myspace accout for not in the genre. ill be adding some very crappy song that i made myself yay
Posted by Ophelia's Revenge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new pics

New pics are up. Go look at them!
Posted by Ophelia's Revenge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Crayons In the Blender

Mildly suicidal Give me my cough syrup, mother Time moves too fast for flowers Make the colors stay still I kissed the concrete into diamonds Glass in all my fingers Collected verse and coma...
Posted by Ophelia's Revenge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Neon Graveyard

Kill yourself 'cause you're bored Depression is a funny word Hate your parents Hate your friends Break your heart It's just pretend Neon graveyard Death eternal Death commercial There are...
Posted by Ophelia's Revenge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Post-Humor

Dirty socks in my resting box They forgot to brush my hair Preacher stuttered during my eulogy I have on no underwear Spelled my name wrong in the paper And nobody really cared They forgot to ...
Posted by Ophelia's Revenge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST